The Item to your immediate right

[BrotherSurplice]

A magazine

. . .

Fuck

 

[DanielBrown]

Headphones to my right, piece of paper to my left.

I'll be one of the first victims it seems.

 

[Quala]

To my right, my glasses case. To my left, TV remote, cordless phone, and a giant Rice Krispies square.

Well, I won't die hungry.

 

[strongarm85]

Hello Swiss Army Knife.

 

[Akytalusia]

an empty mtn dew can... it was nice knowing you...

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

A trio of small cacti.

...fml.

 

[OrenjiJusu]

to the right of my hand, a wall. to my bodys right a half eaten packet of chocolate digestives.....i'm not gonna survive this apocalypse am i?

 

[gigastrike]

Hmmm...R2-D2 USB splitter, big chair, pillow, foam nunchucks...I'm pretty screwed.

 

[Thaliur]

Great, I'm going into battle with a cup of hot tea... I guess the spoon might at least be slightly useful. I really should get my sword from my parents' house to my new flat...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A Snuggie.

Well I'm doomed...

 

[Spaghetti]

Tv remote and a set of instructions on how to use a Tefal "ActiFry"...

Who wants deep-fried zombie?

 

[Spectral Dragon]

Oooh, glad I get to use my towel.

Galactic hitchhiker style, I'll make it through the zombie apocalypse!

 

[PoliceBox63]

My iPod. le sigh.

Also what the hell, capthca?

 

[William MacKay]

next to me is my bed. how the fuck do i use that? i could maybe make the mattress into a shield and bash in skulls with the slats. plus, portable sleeping-thing.

 

[Dutch 924]

An ipod touch, a small notebook and a stapler. They don't stand a chance

 

[Scarim Coral]

A bottle of water. Well at least I won't die of thirst if I able to out run the hordes.

 

[pauseandeffect]

A laptop. I will order a shotgun from Walmart with some ammo. Problem solved.

 

[huxxcb]

My mother in a rare moment of mother-son bonding

 

[Limecake]

to my immediate right I have a mixer board and a microphone. I guess the board is fairly heavy maybe I could throw it at the first zombie I see. The microphone is probably going to be worse than useless though.

why did I have to open this thread at work? If I waited till I got home maybe I could have had a baseball bat!

 

[crop52]

My bed.

Now I can finally put those damn zombies to sleep. ba-dum-tshhh!