The Item to your immediate right

[KP Shadow]

I have a curtain, a box, some empty aluminum cans, and a window... yeaaaaah. Most likely the most useless items in the entire thread.

 

[Pappytech]

Right: Rubiks Cube.
Left: Cell phone.

But when combined, these two ordinary household objects form... nothing of use in a zombie attack. Crap.

 

[Ice Car]

Um, a Backscratcher. Fuck. But we keep guns in the house, that's a plus.

 

[fractal_butterfly]

To my right: my beloved wife. Maybe she will distract the zombies just enough so I can get to my compund bow ;-)
To my left: The Holy Bible. I hope, it is this kind of zombies...

 

[Mista Sheetz]

a twenty pound mace! granted its actually a backpack containing my binders and my chem book, but it can bash in some skulls all the same

 

[Tay051173096]

a crowbar and a wall...

 

[legend of duty]

a barrel....fuck yeah i'll kill em like dk!

 

[DSD12]

My PSP I guess ill just play peace walker till its over

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Coffee Mug, provided they're shufflers I can smash its head open with relative ease.

 

[PureChaos]

there's nothing on my right. on my left is a coaster...i'm a tad screwed

 

[Sheppard]

Two empty beer bottles, a pack of cards, a pair of scissors, a can of Fanta, and the deadliest weapon of all: Fallout New Vegas.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

A book on quantum mechanics.

So basically it's like holding a placard that reads "brains here. Extra juicy."

It isn't even hardback so I can't use it as a bludgeon.

 

[Naqel]

Going by a broad definition of "immediate right", I got my BB handgun, and a wooden "sword". :\ I'll go with the plank on a stick.

 

[linkzeldi]

Hello. . . Gum Wrapper.

So umm, when you eat my brains, can you put some cheese on it.

 

[BlueRising]

A scented marker.
...Damn it.

 

[kidd25]

mouse... lets do it.

 

[Shockolate]

Right: Glass of milk.

Left: Pack of soda crackers.

At least I have food.

 

[Foxblade618]

My 360 controller and a baseball hat...I guess I could throw the controller pretty hard - I think I'd be in trouble. Are you sure I'm not allowed to go into the next room? It's only two feet away and there is a menagerie of possible zombie dispatching tools in there. No? But that seems unfair...

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Toss up between my alarm clock, a sweater, or a TV remote. I'm screwed.