The Item to your immediate right

[Andalusa]

A cigarette lighter, a bottle of water and a lava lamp.... I'm fucked.

 

[Bakuryukun]

Empty Kit-Kat wrapper =( I lose.

 

[Ashcrexl]

my iPod. Fear my alternative rock zombie scum!

so sad, because right next to it is a sharpened can opener thing which wouldnt be helpful at all either, but at least i will look slightly less ridiculous wielding.

 

[GlenTheFox]

A pair of fabric shears. I mean, it could be worse...

 

[EHKOS]

...a half empty bottle of Lexapro. Fuck it would have been much better if it were empty.

 

[the_green_dragon]

I have my modem..... woooooo

 

[Atmos Duality]

...This topic again?
This marks the....what, 11th time (literally) I've seen this topic on The Escapist?

Is this just a Badge Farming topic or what?

...Fine.
It just so happens that I have a Holy Bible to my right. I'm going to go Belmont on some zombie ass.

 

[Nemesis729]

Besides my mouse... The cloth I use to clean my glasses... awesome

 

[dmase]

A six hundred dollar ps3... I'll take my chances bareknuckles.

 

[Womplord]

A crusifix. The power of christ compels you!

 

[aarontg]

Chew on $2000 worth of computer hardware you cannibals!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Screwdriver, vodka and energy drink. Hmmmmmm...not very helpful.

Anyways, I have two baseball bats. And MMA gloves. And a box of nails, surprisingly. I'm set.

 

[A Free Man]

Argh I have a calculator.. Well zombies are dumb right? Perhaps I could logic them until their minds explode!

 

[Kyouki1980]

Right: Prescription sunglasses, said glasses case and various medications.. oh and a bit below all that, some soy sauce I forgot to re-seal. Bugger.

Left: An empty box of Fluconazole, my DSlite, Mp3 Player, phone and a pack of pocket tissues.

So all in all I'm pretty much fucked in the event of an IMMEDIATE zombie apocalypse.
Though having said that I have various martial arts weapons up on the wall behind me. ^_^ BOOYAH!

 

[Temple Guard]

My pillow, and remote control. At least I will be comfortable.

 

[Warlord211]

I have a fucking pillow. What the hell am i supposed to do with a fucking pillow against a zombie horde, have a pillow fight?

 

[Da_Schwartz]

A three pack of dial soap and an old halloween pumpkin air freshener... fuck me.

 

[xshadowslayerx]

To my right: Broken TV
To my left: Toy Gun


Im screwed

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

um. i have my good friend and fellow escapist Pimppeter2 to my immediate right. guess he'd be okay to slow them down while i run away...

 

[obehave_wan]

Sweet! I get to bash some skulls with my trusty ukulele!