To my right, an ottoman. Alright, that's pretty good. I'll just chuck it at them. Kinda soft though. Let's swivel over to my left... computer chord, deodorant, assorted history books.
Alright, it's cool, I'm pretty sure the chord would be good, just double it over and hit them with the heavy bit in the middle if they get to close, or at least, after I run out of ottomans. Of which I have one.
Can I skip over what's right next to me to get to the collection of heavy sticks next to the ottoman?