The Item to your immediate right

[Vhite]

2 CD shurikens, pointy pencil and a lamp to beat the crap out of every zombie that gets too close.

 

[ShotgunZombie]

To my right? My laptop, PS3 and brand new HD TV... To my left? A wall... I guess I'll be throwing myself at the basterds...

 

[Viking Incognito]

Hunting knife. Hells yeah.

 

[Colin Hart]

ha, a pack of cigarettes and a porn mag. I am the true representation of a teenage guy. Il kill the zombies with vagina while smoking Belmonts.

 

[Asmundr]

Funnily enough, my AK-47.

 

[GaltarDude1138]

Good God, over 700 replies?

Well, there's nothing to my IMMEDIATE right. I'm in a chair in the middle of my room. But if I look right and down, my shoes are there.

So yeah. Fighting zombies barefoot...

 

[Feste the Jester]

A chair on wheels. At least I can make a dramatic turn when the zombies bust in.

 

[Lancer873]

... a desk, and a mouse to be exact. I sit sideways. Alternately, a sword, bow and arrows, and a bottle of hot sauce. F*** yea.

 

[TRR]

A pillow..... I have no comment

 

[annilator666]

ive got a custom made knife (made by me) which is razor sharp a 4" folder and my pocket knife my combat knife and machete are downstairs so id probably survive long enough to get somewhere safe

 

[TerribleAssassin]

A printer!


I'm dead...

 

[Scorpianhead]

My survival knife i just sharpened for my hunting trip next week. I think im covered for the first zombie.

 

[OctoH]

Water bottle to the left, laptop charger to the right. Thankfully, my power charger is similar to a brick. I swing that into a zed's head, it is going down.

 

[Titan Buttons]

I have a belt and and my laptops power cord, the zombies don't stand a chance

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

....I'm boned.

 

[nexekho]

Eh... a Line 6 Pocket Pod? Guess it's kinda heavy.

 

[Nexus4]

Empty air I chose you!

 

[spartandude]

My bed? thats an awkward fight. i guess i could seduce the zombies and then smother them to death

 

[agrajagthetesty]

A mug with a small amount of water in it.

Oh well, I had a good life.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

To my right, an ottoman. Alright, that's pretty good. I'll just chuck it at them. Kinda soft though. Let's swivel over to my left... computer chord, deodorant, assorted history books.

Alright, it's cool, I'm pretty sure the chord would be good, just double it over and hit them with the heavy bit in the middle if they get to close, or at least, after I run out of ottomans. Of which I have one.

Can I skip over what's right next to me to get to the collection of heavy sticks next to the ottoman?