The Kevin Butler Sandwich Breaks Hearts and Arteries

[Something Amyss]

Insignificant news considering the existence of "EpicMealTime" on youtube.

Like honestly, none of this stuff even comes close to the shit they cook there.

I'd be shocked if real people didn't eat worse regularly.

 

[Jumplion]

It may be wrong to say so, but that thing is making me kinda hungrny.

There, I....fixed it for you.....

I'd imagine it tastes like diabetes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TastesLikeDiabetes].

 

[Ice Car]

lol yeah, I read this in the other gameinformer. I lol'd. Didnt think anyone would actually make it. I probably wouldn't be able to eat for days if I ate one.

 

[teh_Canape]

Now thats a sanwich. Now all it needs is gravy.

so, are you saying that?

or is the Heavy in your avatar speaking for you?

OH THE WITTYNESS

 

[Daemascus]

Now thats a sanwich. Now all it needs is gravy.

so, are you saying that?

or is the Heavy in your avatar speaking for you?

OH THE WITTYNESS

No, thats Sandvich for the Heavy. And everythings better with gravy.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Holy Hell. I actually made Monte Cristos twice last month.
...I have a method that doesn't involve a deep fat fryer, but still leaves the bread nice and crispy.

 

[ENKC]

There is a guy here in Perth, Western Australia with a range of burgers going all the way up to $3,000. I'm a regular customer.

 

[mjc0961]

That is one of the most disgusting things calling itself food that I have ever seen.

 

[Jodah]

I want one...NOW!

 

[Matt_LRR]

Hang on a sec, since when is a monte cristo made by dipping a sandwich in french toast batter and deep frying it?

additionally: since when is french toast made with batter?

-m

 

[K4RN4GE911]

Om nom nom om nom om, sandvich makes me strong.

Hoovy just got a new sandvich.

Okay, if Heavy got his hands on this sandwich, he would be the Juggernaut with a 150 kilogram gattling gun. And when that happens, God save us all.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

If we replace the 2 monte christo's with egg mc muffins can we have it for breakfast?

 

[WanderingFool]

I think I just had a heart attack from just looking at the damn thing... holy fuck.

 

[squid5580]

OMG that sandwich is culinary genius. I must make one. To bad all the stores are closed.

FYI you don't need to deep fry a monte cristo. Just a frying pan and butter works just as well. And probably tastier. Never heard of deep frying it.

 

[Ren3004]

The American Cardiology Association warns: LOOKING AT THIS SANDWICH CAN INCREASE YOUR CHOLESTEROL!

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Soooooo bloody delicious looking. I most definitely have to make this some day...maybe build a small house-party around the idea of feasting upon a bunch'o these beaut's. *Drools*

 

[Sennz0r]

Fuck I'm so hungry. I need the ingredients for that thing so I can get this for breakfast first thing tomorrow.

 

[The Great JT]

Who would eat this?

Okay, Elvis Presly would, yeah, but really.

 

[LaputanMachine]

When aliens uncover fragments of our lost civilization and see this sandwich, perfectly preserved in it's fatty goodness, they will wonder just what in the hell was was wrong with our species.

Despite how it looks, my stomach just threatened to cut itself out of me and find a more suitable host if I do not try this by the end of the year.

EDIT:

I knew I loved Kevin Butler for a reason. That sandwich sounds divine, as does the Diet Coke. No, I don't drink it because of the health benefits, but because sodas that use sugar just don't taste right to me.

Where in the US did you find sodas still made with sugar?

DOUBLE JEOPARTY EDIT:

Turns out the guys who tried this sandwich already beat me at my own joke:

In the future, there will be two competing theories about what caused human extinction. Some will say it was an asteroid, others will say it was this sandwich.

Indeed, all i need to do now is find a place willing to cook this thing for me.

By the way... Nice avatar, I like mine better though

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

OK I love ridiculous cheeseburgers, but...no. That looks disgusting.