Just looking at the picture makes my chest tighten. I dare someone to eat that whole thing and live.
The Kevin Butler Sandwich Breaks Hearts and Arteries
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I asked the same question, but apparently the Monte Cristo is different according what region you are from. The discussion definitely showed the disparate background of The Escapist office.Matt_LRR said:
In the Northeast, it was more of an open-faced sandwich with French Toast as the base, but [user]Susan Arendt[/user] and [user]Russ Pitts[/user] laughed that off as ridiculous.
What's it like in Victoria?
It's not really about the sandwich. It's about getting treated to jokes like:SteelStallion said:
"Seriously, this sandwich is like a myth people have about America. "In America, the streets are lined with gold and the sandwiches are made with sandwiches!"
I've seen epic meal time and while it's alright, mostly their jokes are pretty bad.
Now at the 2011 Texas State Fair someone will batter and deep fry the entire thing wrapped in a deep dish pizza.
And on December 31st 2011 someone will ship two of those Deep Fried Butler Sandwiches to Vermont and deliver them to a Ben and Jerry's Scoop Shop.
From there, the two Deep Fried Butler Sandwiches will be used as Ice Cream Sandwich "buns" to hold an entire Vermonster.
Hello 2012. Hello apocalypse.
And on December 31st 2011 someone will ship two of those Deep Fried Butler Sandwiches to Vermont and deliver them to a Ben and Jerry's Scoop Shop.
From there, the two Deep Fried Butler Sandwiches will be used as Ice Cream Sandwich "buns" to hold an entire Vermonster.
Hello 2012. Hello apocalypse.
HAH! I laugh at your puny and undeveloped jawbone!Greg Tito said:
I ate a whole JB Big Boy when I was 5 like a real sandwich. My father almost sent me to the doctor in a panic.
It was yummy.
I will call this new masterpiece of Butler's the KB's Big Man Sandvich and I will eat it. Like a sandvich. Gnomgnomgnomf.
Dammit, Kevin Butler, don't you understand that you're putting peoples' health at risk? Why would you make such a dangerous, foolish recommendation? Don't you know that Diet Coke is absolutely horrible for people?!
...oh, that sound? That's just my vascular system weeping in terror at the very sight of that sandwich, pay it no mind.
...oh, that sound? That's just my vascular system weeping in terror at the very sight of that sandwich, pay it no mind.
That man's arteries[M]* are so hard they are bulletproof. I dare ya to try and see in an LRR.Matt_LRR said:
*:These arteries are rated M for Manly [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RatedMForManly]**. Viewers beware.
**:I make no apologies. I expect any and all responses after at least 6 hours.
Ok, where? Seriously, I'm living in student housing right next to Curtin University Bentley campus. How far is it, and how easy is it to get there with public transport?ENKC said:
Oh yeah, the topic...
Yum. No really, I'd totally eat that. Probably nothing else for the day... And there's even a doctors clinic thing on campus I can contact.
Place called Novembars on Bayley St in Dianella. Run by a delightful Vietnamese chap call Minh Van (I try not to call him "Minivan" to his face). He also does the smallest burgers in Perth and all manner of other novelties. As a matter of fact, I'm knocking off work and going there now.brunothepig said:
p.s. If you're not familiar with Alfred's Kitchen (right next to Guildford train station), you don't really know Perth. Definitely go there and get your burger on one night.
If only Sony executives really ate such sandwiches; I would love to read the headline, "Another Sony Jerk dies; the third one this week...and it is monday!".