The Killer Rabbit

[Neonbob]

I light it on fire, put it next to the rabbit, and call up some rabid southern baptists, who rip the rabbit limb from limb.

Next Weapon: A dime.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I pay the rabbit a dime for his atom bomb. I then blow it up, killing me AND the rabbit.

Next Weapon: Dungeons 'N' Dragons

 

[Neonbob]

I explain all the rules to the rabbit, and then make a custom dungeon designed to break them all, and watch as the frustration makes the rabbit's head explode.

Next Weapon: A sock.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I wear the sock for twenty years (without washing it) and then put it in the rabbit's mouth. The result is it chokes to death.

Next Weapon: An apple

 

[chefassassin2]

Pull a william Tell on that bunny's arse. And miss.

Next weapon: The new Star Trek movie

 

[Neonbob]

I poison it, and then feed it to an elephant that is standing on a platform 500 feet in the air. When the elephant dies, it collapses, falls off the platform, and crushes the rabbit.
Damn you, ninja!
I make it watch the movie for a year. When it is done, the rabbit thinks that it is in the future, and walks out all happy, only to return to a hellhole of a world. Then I kick its head in.

Next Weapon: Comet.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I sell tickets to ride the comet to the rabbit and then stick it on the comet.

Next weapon: Doomsday Machine

 

[Neonbob]

I disassemble it and use all the sharp pieces to stab the rabbit. Then I reassemble it, dripping blood, and trigger the gory device.

Next Weapon: Your nervous system.

 

[Ashbax]

I pull out my nerve system and use it to strangle the rabbit.

Next weapon: a clíched anime pratoganist.

 

[Neonbob]

The emo-ness of the protagonist makes the rabbit so apathetic it cannot move, and it starves to death.

Next weapon: A lung.

 

[Ashbax]

I eat the lung and grab the rabbit, whereupon I punch it in its cute face and rip off its furry white ears, then leave it to bleed to death.

Next Weapon: spinach

 

[Neonbob]

I cook it up and feed it to the rabbit, who commits seppuku to avoid eating the slimy mess.

Next Weapon: A flag.

 

[Ashbax]

I paint the Rabbit-Topia flag symbol on the blank flag and burn it infront of the rabbit. It, being a patriot, Commits seppuku again.

Next Weapon: A copy of Half life 2, Episode 3

 

[Neonbob]

I give it to the rabbit, and the sheer awesomeness makes it light itself on fire in fear of never seeing something so cool ever again.

Next Weapon: Wireless mouse.

 

[Ashbax]

I use my leet hacking skills to turn the universe into a computer, then Use the mouse the click/drag the rabbit over to the trash bin, then select "Delete all items in trash" Rabbit goes to dimension of deleted stuff,

Next weapon: Gravity gun.

 

[Neonbob]

I supercharge it, pick up the rabbit, and launch it into a brick wall.

Next Weapon: The Internet

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I fire the gravity gun at the bunny and keep firing at it until it becomes stuck to the earth where it dies of starvation.

I sell the bunny on eBay to a professional hunter.

Next weapon: Swimming pool

 

[Ashbax]

I, again using haxingz, bring the rabbit into the internet, and use a program to give the rabbit the power to see the world through the eyes of a Forum troll. I hand it a keyboard and it tears out all the keys except l, o, n, u, b, s c and k. (try making words with that combination ) It then jams the other keys into its eyeballs and implodes.

Next Weapon: A fat guy on a unicycle.

 

[Neonbob]

For Zombie's: I lure the rabbit into the pool, where I suddenly freeze it, trapping the rabbit inside the ice, where it starves to death. Then I use an ice skate to decapitate it.
For Ashbax: I convince the rabbit to be part of a unicycle obstacle course, in the middle of a jump. The guy fails the jump and lands on the rabbit.

Next Weapon: Golf Ball.

 

[Ashbax]

I get my golf clubs, lay the rabbit open mouthed 30 yards away, pull out my nine iron and chip the ball into the rabbits open mouth, whereupon it chokes to death.

Next weapon: A RPG (The rocket launcher, not the game genre >)