The Killer Rabbit

[Zombie_Fish]

I ask the rabbit if there was any blockage in my RPG, and whilst he's looking in it, I fire it.

Next weapon: A RPG (The game genre, not the rocket launcher>)

 

[Neonbob]

I make it play every JRPG in existence, and it loses the will to live, slumps over, and dies.

Next Weapon: An ICBM

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I give the rabbit a hammer and ask it to hit that ICBM over there...

Not realising that it's live.

The rest you don't need to know about.

Next weapon: The Grim Reaper

 

[Ashbax]

I stuff the rabbit in the grim reapers ribcage. it eventually starves to death.

Next Weapon: a vending machine

 

[Neonbob]

I beat the Grim Reaper silly, steal his scythe, and use it to behead the rabbit.
Damn dirty ninja
I tell the rabbit that an everlasting carrot is inside, then weld the flap shut after it gets in. Then I push the vending machine into the ocean.

Next Weapon: A frat boy.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I make the rabbit listen to the frat boy. He eventually kills himself.

Next weapon: A female rabbit

 

[Neonbob]

I introduce the two, but the female rejects the male horribly, and it falls into a depressive slump, eats too much, has a heart attack, and dies.

Next Weapon: A dental drill.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I offer the rabbit a check up and "accidentally miss" his teeth.

Next weapon: Flying Tank

 

[Neonbob]

I let a redneck borrow it. He then gets blind drunk, and crashes the tank into the rabbit.

Next Weapon: A Grammar Nazi.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I tell him that the rabbit talks in text speech. The rest is self explanatory.

Next weapon: Borat

 

[Neonbob]

I make the rabbit watch the movie. After thirty minutes, the rabbit gives up and willingly goes to Afghanistan dressed as a stereotypical Jew. He is bombed.

Next Weapon: A Lightning Gun.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I tie the rabbit up, and zap its goolies with the lightning gun. Then, I let go of it and it runs off to jump into a lake where it can cool off its steaming goolies. The loch ness monster eats it.

next weapon: ME

 

[Neonbob]

I rub you up against shag carpeting, storing up an tremendous electrical charge. I use that charge to jump-start a dead car, then put a brick on the gas pedal, and run over the rabbit.

Next Weapon: A question mark.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I bend the question mark so that it is more like an exclaimation mark. Then I put the exclaimation mark on the end of a very long sentance and use it to blow the rabbit's mind out.

Next weapon: Another rabbit.

 

[the Tadman]

RABBIT FIGHT! RABBIT FIGHT! Oh wait never mind one is dead (not the one that goatzilla8463 put
in)

Next weapon: Love <3

 

[Neonbob]

I make the rabbit fall in love with some other rabbit, and when he is rejected, his heart breaks, and blood fills his chest cavity.

Next Weapon: Sleep.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I make the rabbit fall asleep and then set it on fire.

Next weapon: The state of Texas

 

[Neonbob]

I send the rabbit there through FedEx, and wait for it to be shot by one of the hunters.

I throw a shield at the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

WTF?! Wrong forum.

Anyway, I grab the shield and bash the rabbit's head in with it.

Next weapon: Blink 182

 

[Neonbob]

FUCK! FUCKFUCKfuck...fuck. I hate doing that.
I drop the band on the rabbit and it dies...fuck.

Next Weapon: Frustration.