Well, I just ran Throne of the Tides in WoW, so... oh crap. I have a MASSIVE squid creature flailing on dry land next to me, asphyxiating to death. THIS IS NOT HELPFUL. At least I have Articuno here to help me. As to what's to the left of me... *checks* YES. Okay, not a weapon, but a crucial item, nonetheless. My cigarettes and lighter, sitting on my nightstand.
Ozumat, who is apparently telepathic now, decided to use his last precious moments alive to make small-talk(small-think? bah.) with me, and found out that I'd most want to live in the Buffy-verse, my favorite actors are probably Anthony Stewart Head and Neil Patrick Harris, and that I have gigantic crushes on Faith(from Buffy and Angel) and Shane(from The L Word). I don't really watch any anime, so poor Ozumat died with his last wish of being recommended a new anime unfulfilled. In hindsight, I really shouldn't have been surprised by the giant tentacled monster's interest in anime.
On a positive note, Ozumat didn't die slowly asphyxiating to death after being teleported onto dry land. He did, however, die from being torn apart by the living dead all while suffocating and flailing in sheer terror. Poor lil' guy.