The last character you defeated in a video game is here to help you in the zombie apocalypse and...

[Magicman10893]

The last character you defeated in a video game is here to help you in the zombie apocalypse, and they have your favourite pokemon with them! Oh, and you can use the object to your left to help you.

[sub][sub]They also want you to recommend them some anime, are asking you which fictional world you want to live in, and want to know which fictional character you most want to date. And who your favourite actor/actress is.[/sub][/sub]


It's the most clichéd thread ever!

So, Mr. Meatenstein (the boss from the end of 'Splosion Man) and a Lucario. I think I'll be fine. Although the pair of chopsticks I'll be wielding won't help much...

Oh, and I feel sorry for whoever last beat a magikarp, with their favourite pokemon being a magikarp. Or anyone who last beat a zombie. Yeah, you people are screwed.

EDIT: Is this the most clichéd thread possible? If you can weave more into a thread idea, feel free to suggest it! (Not as an actual thread though. That would be annoying, kind of like this)

Oh. Your. God. I have Sovereign fighting on my side along with Charizard and I have a Ninjato with a matching Tanto to use. While fighting I suggest he buy the DVDs of the original series of Pokemon. Sovereign asks what fictional character I would most want to date, which I of course answer with Miranda from Mass Effect 2. He asks why I would choose her over everyone else, which is easily explained by DAT ASS, plus she doesn't mind that I have my own personal stripper in my quarters. He guessed that I would like to live in the Mass Effect universe, but he is unfortunately mistaken as I would much prefer to live in the Star Wars universe so I could be a bad ass, grey Jedi. He did however guess by random luck that my favorite actor is Sean Connery.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

-Snip-

And you're avatar is oh so fitting. XD He's even facing the right direction, and he looks so pissed of XD

Yay, someone noticed my avatar! Yeah, now that you mention it he's facing the right direction, it's almost like I planned this out or something.

-Snip-

Gideon stole the power of undeath! What a dick...

I wonder what the power of undeath would look like. A bone sword?

 

[SeriousIssues]

A random hit-and-run victim from Liberty City and the Dark Magician.
Hurrah!

 

[le picklez]

I get a Tank (l4d). Nice.

 

[Weltraum Amy]

Taokaka: "I can haz ouchie mew?" The good news is she'll forget all about the horrible experience by....well what time is it now?

Yep, if I had lost against her I'd be up with Bang - and somehow I think my chances of survival would skyrocket.

And Red and Blue?? Seriously? *bows* You are like the Hal Jordan of MTG then....

Hehe... I didn't say it was working well.. or working at all.

 

[CianHunt]

A standard Necromorph, with a Blastoise (would it be a necromorph Blastoise)
Sadly a hard cover book isn't much of a weapon

 

[AmPedHer0]

Well crap, that would be Gruntilda from Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.
Curse you inner child!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I have Asia from DEFCON helping me out. I think I'm okay. Oh and I'd have a Nidoking and my iPod with me. Me and the Nidoking will just kick back and listen to some tunes while Asia just nukes the zombies to death. Or if that's overkill just hit them with fighters, bombers, and battleships.

 

[8bitlove2a03]

A Minecraft pig with Kabutops are fighting with me in the zombie apocalypse using the empty can of Mountain Dew to my left. I recommend that we watch Gundam Wing for inspiration, muse that this shit wouldn't happen if we attended Hogwarts. Somehow thet ask me what fictional character I want to date, to which I respond "I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR OINKING AND KABUTOPSING!! SHUTUP!!!" I then make the joke that if we survive this, I want Simon Pegg to play me in the movie adaptation of my life since he's my favorite actor.

Cliché...accomplished.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Huh... so a member of the "Devil's own," from Fallen Earth and a Tyranitar want me to recommend them some anime, are asking you which fictional world I want to live in, and want to know which fictional character I most want to date? And who my favourite actor/actress is?

That's a bit much, I think I'll play 20 questions after we get to a safe house

 

[Hat-Wearing Man]

What an awesome setup, Human Reaper with Gardevoir, what zombie apocalypse. And I got my handy dandy Judo manual with me, so I'm ready with an O Soto Gari if any zombie tries to stumble towards me.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Considering the last thing I killed was a zombie (I am guessing opponents in a racing game don't really count on this one), I'd be boned.

 

[SD-Fiend]

so that would be a hoard of demons from sector grus the egg nega wisps and too many pokemn too list

 

[neon flame]

The last enemy I killed was one of those 'not-a-goomba' guys from Braid. It wasn't even one of the time altering ones.

And the item to my left is a styrofoam drink coaster someone in the street gave me. It says "Switch Off. Save Energy. Win Prizes." I'm sure that'll help.

My favourite pokemon is Charizard though, so, like any good pokemon trainer, I'll just fly to the top of a mountain and sit there for a few years.

 

[jaoblia]

DAMNNIT why'd i have to play Sonic Adventure 2! I'm stuck with fricking Rouge. SHES'S USELESS in terms of pokemon i get swampert and my item is.... MY BROTHER'S FREAKING HOCKEY BAG. DOUBLE DAMNNIT

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

Hrm...

Last "thing" I killed was Rose Of Sharon Cassidy, that drunken cowboy ***** from New Vegas. She arrives with a socially inept Squirtle as I draw my obscenely large (and empty) suitcase from it's scabbard...

O.O


LET BATTLE COMMENCE!

 

[Mr S]

Awesome! I have a humanoid reaper-larva and a Blastoise to help me out!
And I could always buy a shotgun with my wallet lying right next to me

This rules.

 

[do_the_manta_ray]

MUAHAHHA! My last opponent I defeated was an all-power Chaos Lord, posessing the armour of a tank, and the ability to drain life from his enemies. Also, with the upgraded Armour of Inferno, he can use his Galaxy in Flames ability to set an entire army ablaze! And the object to my left is a pen! The pen might be more powerful than the sword, but now we've got them both! I am unstoppable!
Unless, you know.. He.. Decides I don't serve much of a purpose and impales me, and.. Sacrifices me to the dark gods by having me mate with a male, diseased pig, then slaughtering me afterwards.. (40 K lore is fucked up.)

 

[Aetera]

Well, I just ran Throne of the Tides in WoW, so... oh crap. I have a MASSIVE squid creature flailing on dry land next to me, asphyxiating to death. THIS IS NOT HELPFUL. At least I have Articuno here to help me. As to what's to the left of me... *checks* YES. Okay, not a weapon, but a crucial item, nonetheless. My cigarettes and lighter, sitting on my nightstand.

Ozumat, who is apparently telepathic now, decided to use his last precious moments alive to make small-talk(small-think? bah.) with me, and found out that I'd most want to live in the Buffy-verse, my favorite actors are probably Anthony Stewart Head and Neil Patrick Harris, and that I have gigantic crushes on Faith(from Buffy and Angel) and Shane(from The L Word). I don't really watch any anime, so poor Ozumat died with his last wish of being recommended a new anime unfulfilled. In hindsight, I really shouldn't have been surprised by the giant tentacled monster's interest in anime.

On a positive note, Ozumat didn't die slowly asphyxiating to death after being teleported onto dry land. He did, however, die from being torn apart by the living dead all while suffocating and flailing in sheer terror. Poor lil' guy.

 

[Slavik_91]

Zombies will be no match for the Chaos Marine Dreadnought. The other two things aren't awesome enough to be mentioned on the same post as this.