The last enemy you killed is now your DINNER.
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Just be happy you didn't fight NecropolisValdsator said:
Uhm.. King Ymiron. Giant viking steak. I think I'll pass.
Thanks to annoying skags on my way out of my quest zone on borderlands.. I get skag dinner. Um. Maybe the meat is okay, if properly cooked? Could be worse.
I could have just finished playing Left 4 Dead. Zombie. Ew.
I could have just finished playing Left 4 Dead. Zombie. Ew.
My take on cannibalism is that the human body desires foods which are good for it. Sugar, in natural quantities like those found in fruit, is only bad because it is processed into simple sugars and way overused. But that's beside the point.
The animal which contains all the essential amino acids which a human needs in the right quantities is: human. Human meat is the healthiest meat for a person, therefore it MUST BE THE TASTIEST MEAT EVER INVENTED!
So I'm all for eating humans as long as I did not intentionally cause that person to die. I'm not a murderer, just a lover of unconventional meats.
But the last person to noob tube me is probably a skinny, unhealthy gamer who eats most of their calories in doritos and mountain dew. I think I'd rather eat a runner, or a fat rich guy who eats at five star restaurants.
(Also, I don't think I could eat a pretty girl. I don't have a reason.)
The animal which contains all the essential amino acids which a human needs in the right quantities is: human. Human meat is the healthiest meat for a person, therefore it MUST BE THE TASTIEST MEAT EVER INVENTED!
So I'm all for eating humans as long as I did not intentionally cause that person to die. I'm not a murderer, just a lover of unconventional meats.
But the last person to noob tube me is probably a skinny, unhealthy gamer who eats most of their calories in doritos and mountain dew. I think I'd rather eat a runner, or a fat rich guy who eats at five star restaurants.
(Also, I don't think I could eat a pretty girl. I don't have a reason.)