The last enemy you killed is now your DINNER.

[kebab4you]

... I gotta starve? Stupid ghost! Well I guess I could eat the ectoplasm that he turned into when he died.

 

[jgnnf]

Yaag Rosch in a giant robot.

Eww.

 

[The3rdEye]

Survivor ala Dead Rising for me. Cooked to perfection by lightsaber wounds.

(When I say "Come over here" I expect you to listen!)

 

[the lapalminator]

wouldnt it be hard to eat the 89-90 atlanta hawks?

no homo.

 

[Professor James]

Ahhhhhhh Nazi zombies, taste like Undead fascist.

 

[WittyName]

Hmmmm..... Southern Fried Necron Warrior.....

Tasty!

 

[Misterkillsall]

Man do I sincerely hope that the Elites from Halo Reach taste like chicken. Chances are they will, cause' everything tastes like chicken. Especially chicken.

...mmmmmmmmmmmm. Chicken.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

A Badass Bruiser Trap...I imagine that it would taste like steroids, motor oil, and computer chips. XD

 

[jdogtwodolla]

I'm eating a snowman. so i get to drink a bunch of water?

 

[Random Argument Man]

Is King Dedede a duck? I would like some canard à l'orange.

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok...

 

[jacobgr43]

last thing i killed was a lying figure from silent hill 2 and im not sure if that'ed be the healthyest thing in the world to eat

 

[LegionOfMany]

The last thing I killed was a Spitter from L4D2.


...I think i'll pass.

 

[slightly evil]

Raptor Steaks
Dino Crisis2, quite entertaining

 

[General BrEeZy]

ew, im not into zelda villans! especially not pixelated oracle of ages chicks!
i still wanna try grunt meat though! or jackal, maybe elite, that'd be a delicacy! just not flood XP

 

[Gigaguy64]

Hmmm, i wonder how Kirken(Metroid Prime:Hunters) would taste.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Is King Dedede a duck? I would like some canard à l'orange.

I always thought he was a Penguin.

 

[tabriaswolfe]

Hmm, I'm not sure how tasty one of the mecha-monsters from FF13 would be. I think after slicing it, burning it with magic, and poisoning the poor creature won't taste very good. Pass.

 

[slightly evil]

My take on cannibalism is that the human body desires foods which are good for it. Sugar, in natural quantities like those found in fruit, is only bad because it is processed into simple sugars and way overused. But that's beside the point.

The animal which contains all the essential amino acids which a human needs in the right quantities is: human. Human meat is the healthiest meat for a person, therefore it MUST BE THE TASTIEST MEAT EVER INVENTED!

So I'm all for eating humans as long as I did not intentionally cause that person to die. I'm not a murderer, just a lover of unconventional meats.

But the last person to noob tube me is probably a skinny, unhealthy gamer who eats most of their calories in doritos and mountain dew. I think I'd rather eat a runner, or a fat rich guy who eats at five star restaurants.

(Also, I don't think I could eat a pretty girl. I don't have a reason.)

Wouldn't eat a pretty girl? and you started out all logical too...
so.. you're not gonna eat that?