About Schmidt, Art School Confidential (I've seen about 5-6 films during the last two days, and these two are the latest, currently in the process of watching The Last Supper, the 1995 one... lulz), Dragon Age 2, and the last book I finished reading was Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk... though the last book I actually read(and one of the two books I'm still in the process of reading) was Rant, also by Palahniuk. The other ones Osho.
Combining all of them... is going to be difficult.
So an aging retired widower who is also a serial killer is hunted by templars because he is a blood mage, and one of the templars is a girl who had jaw blown off, who cannot speak, and the other two templars are a transvestite who looks almost exactly like she did before her jaw was blown off, and a guy who used to be a cop and had to attract gay males, and is now being unwittingly fed pre-op transsexual meds by the girl who had her jaw blown off. The widower blood mage at some point goes to her daughters wedding, and also at some point people think he died in a fire, 'cause an art student left a burning cigarette on his apartment floor, which in turn caught fire.
Yep, this would be awesome.
Edit: Bollocks, one film, not two, sorry... though too late to change the whole story now, I'd have to rethink the whole thing and I simply cannot be arsed.