The last movie you watched, is your life story.
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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
I'm definitely a Dale, 'cause I'm in a relationship with an incredible hottie that most men can only dream of.
I also highly recommend this movie to anyone who hasn't seen it.
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I'm definitely a Dale, 'cause I'm in a relationship with an incredible hottie that most men can only dream of.
I also highly recommend this movie to anyone who hasn't seen it.
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Wait minute, you mean to say that my wife died, my son hates me and my daughter is really cute? That after her death I decided to buy myself a zoo? Well that kinda sucks since i'll have wasted a lot of money on that damn zoo. But I'll probably be banging Scarlett Johansson pretty soon then, and i'm pretty sure i'm fine with that 
AND I will own a zoo, bitchin
AND I will own a zoo, bitchin 
The last film I watched was The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
I'm totally okay with this, especially if it means I get to huggle Marvin. <3
I'm totally okay with this, especially if it means I get to huggle Marvin. <3
Jailhouse Rock
So I'm going to kill a guy with my bare hands, go to jail for ~10 years, come out and become extremely successful and rich.
I like it.
So I'm going to kill a guy with my bare hands, go to jail for ~10 years, come out and become extremely successful and rich.
I like it.
Hmm 'World's Greatest Dad'... er my (non-existance) son dies whilst choking himself and I become a famous writer due to forging his suicide note...speechless...
The Lorax
So I get a sweet mustache? And I get Danny Devito's voice? AWESOME! Oh he's not the main character? Then who is?
Wait... I'm going to be in the body of a little boy? With Zack Effron's voice?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.....ef.
So I get a sweet mustache? And I get Danny Devito's voice? AWESOME! Oh he's not the main character? Then who is?
Wait... I'm going to be in the body of a little boy? With Zack Effron's voice?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.....ef.
..The last movie I watched was Tucker and Dale vs Evil....I'm... not.. sure I like that.
So basically. I'm a hillbilly who brings misfortune where ever I go and somehow, it usually ends up looking like it was my fault. Not only that, but I'm also socially ackward and people have a habit of dying in my surrounding. Leaping into wood chippers, impaling themselves on spears and wooden branches...This.. this is horrible! Damn suicidal college kids.
So basically. I'm a hillbilly who brings misfortune where ever I go and somehow, it usually ends up looking like it was my fault. Not only that, but I'm also socially ackward and people have a habit of dying in my surrounding. Leaping into wood chippers, impaling themselves on spears and wooden branches...This.. this is horrible! Damn suicidal college kids.
The last film I watched was "Hard Candy", so I don?t know exactly how to answer your question because I?d never get into that situation in the first place.
If I was Hayley Stark...well, we don't know much about her other than she's an apparently neglected and somewhat narcissistic sociopath who may've been molested herself beforehand. I'd probably troll Patrick by arranging a meeting place, but stand him up. Later, I'd get cognitive behavioural therapy.
If I was Jeff Kohlver, I'd restrict myself to watching lolicon so there wouldn't be any risk of me watching child porn and/or actually molesting any children. Or I'd commit suicide.
If I was Hayley Stark...well, we don't know much about her other than she's an apparently neglected and somewhat narcissistic sociopath who may've been molested herself beforehand. I'd probably troll Patrick by arranging a meeting place, but stand him up. Later, I'd get cognitive behavioural therapy.
If I was Jeff Kohlver, I'd restrict myself to watching lolicon so there wouldn't be any risk of me watching child porn and/or actually molesting any children. Or I'd commit suicide.