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Oh yeah, Livia Soprano was also much better justified, through all the meetings Tony had with his therapist, who explained to him that she was a narcissist, and a childhood memory he shared of the woman pointing a knife at him. Penguin killed him like any henchman. Really poor taste and judgement.

Racially and sexually truer '40s setting would have been way more interesting, not to mention less embarrassing. Fuck DC Comics and WB. They've become so ideological.
 
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Arknights: Prelude to Dawn (2022)

First adaptation of the Chinese Arknights multimedia franchise, its core property being the mobile strategy game by the same name, the opening of which this adapts.

Prelude to Dawn feels largely exactly like what it is, an attempt to adapt part of a tremendously long story with a very large cast of characters and a very complicated setting in a rather short series. All of which is to say... you'll get the gist of who these characters and nations are and what's going on between them but don't expect to get any kind of thorough overview.

So, Prelude to Dawn is set in the world of Terra. As its name suggests, a place that's basically earth, except weirder and worse. Well. The circumstances are worse. The people are about as bad as they're here. The people of Terra rely on a magical mineral called originium as a an all purpose plot device that acts as source of power for just about everything. Unfortunately exposure to this material causes a highly contagious sickness called oripathy in people that makes them develop tumorous growth of black crystal on their body that precedes their total petrifaction and hence, death. Accordingly, those who suffer from oripathy are widely treated as outcasts, similar to lepers or plague victims. The story follows the troops of a militarized medical outfit called Rhodes Island on an operation to defend against an extremist group of oripathy victims and recover a VIP in the border regions of two countries respectively bases on Russia and China.

I rather like Arknight's art direction. It's sleek and militaristic and futuristic, but in a very utilitarian, almost austere, way. There is sort of a Kojima/Shinkawa feel to its settings and technologies. Which is all contrasted, of course, with a cast that consists primarily of cute girls with animal ears. Which is one of those things that eventually, you'll just take for granted but at least in the beginning, will feel a bit jarring. As will some other of its quirks. The protagonist of the game is based on is a practically faceless and mostly silent person called Doctor who is... just kind of around in the anime and as we learn, Rhodes Island's primary strategist but gets little characterization and screen time.

Which, to be fair, can be said for a lot of the characters. It has an ensemble cast and a pretty short runtime so you'll only get the bare essentials of what these people roles and back stories are. Although it does help that they do all tend to have relatively memorable character designs. Which, I suppose, should go without saying, considering the nature of the game they're from.

What also helps is that this series has, frankly, unreasonably nice cinematography and animation. While the action is more restrained than you might expect from an action anime it's all framed ridiculously well. You can almost smell the blood, dust and gunpowder. It's both aesthetic and gritty, I dig it a lot. The music is, likewise, very moody and impactful.

What I will say though is that it's definitely made for an audience of people already familiar with that story who'll be happy to see a well produced compilation of some of its key moments. In my opinion, it doesn't quite have enough context and character development to really get someone not already invested in it to care about them. What I'm saying is, Prelude to Dawn hints at an interesting world and interesting characters but it only presents their very surface. I don't think it's a very good introduction into this series, if I'm being honest.
Oh wait thats the show where they have the main character pull out their smartphone and play the game on screen whenever there's an action scene right? I went in not knowing it was a commercial and was so disappointed when that happen, cause yeah its great looking.
 

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Watching the 2023 remake of Rurouni Kenshin. Now most anime is all about cutting costs and half assing it, but even this looks lazier than the 90s show. Characters, with the thick black outlines and saturated colors, look pasted into the environment rather than part of it.
 
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Watched an episode of some godless brew called Baban Baban Ban Vampire. Now if you ever paid any attention to how I word my takes here then you know I like to exaggerate and paint things in a crass or outrageous sense just for the hell of it, so Bob Dylan is "basically Charles Manson" in the biopic and the aunt & niece from Fancy Dance go on a "murderous rampage" (no they don't, the niece panics and accidentally shoots a gas station clerk at one point, with no indication he actually dies) and such.

So when I describe Baban Baban Ban Vampire as a comedy about a 450 year old vampire who's been grooming a child for 10 years since the age of 5, and can't help repeatedly spring a boner when thinking how it's "just three more years" until the kid is of age so he can suck him (his blood) off, I promise that's literally the premise of the show. It's literally about an adult thirsting for minor, barely containing his excitement at the thought while meddling in the kid's school life to preserve his "purity" from female love interests.

And this shit is on Netflix! Unbelievable.
 
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Watched an episode of some godless brew called Baban Baban Ban Vampire. Now if you ever paid any attention to how I word my takes here then you know I like to exaggerate and paint things in a crass or outrageous sense just for the hell of it, so Bob Dylan is "basically Charles Manson" in the biopic and the aunt & niece from Fancy Dance go on a "murderous rampage" (no they don't, the niece panics and accidentally shoots a gas station clerk at one point, with no indication he actually dies) and such.

So when I describe Baban Baban Ban Vampire as a comedy about a 450 year old vampire who's been grooming a child for 10 years since the age of 5, and can't help repeatedly spring a boner when thinking how it's "just three more years" until the kid is of age so he can suck him (his blood) off, I promise that's literally the premise of the show. It's literally about an adult thirsting for minor, barely containing his excitement at the thought while meddling in the kid's school life to preserve his "purity" from female love interests.

And this shit is on Netflix! Unbelievable.
Yeah grooming is strangely okay in anime, there's another show this season about some adult from our world being reincarnated into a fantasy world as a baby and falling in love with his sister who is also a baby.
 

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Eh, liked Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog a little more than Sonic the Hedgehog, knowing full well why fans have such a low opinion of it. More fun. Better music and art style. I remembered Snively coming out on top at the end, but forgot how rushed and lame the ending is.
 

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I remembered Snively coming out on top at the end, but forgot how rushed and lame the ending is.
There was supposed to be another season of SatAm to finish that plotline, but it got cancelled.

Eh, liked Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog a little more than Sonic the Hedgehog, knowing full well why fans have such a low opinion of it.
Honestly, the people or hardcore fans that hate AoSTH are a vocal minority. They only started making hate really known until after Doug Walker as Nostalgia Critic trashing and taking his words as the true gospel. When even Doug as his actual self said the show ain't even as bad as he mentioned when playing the character.
 

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There was supposed to be another season of SatAm to finish that plotline, but it got cancelled.


Honestly, the people or hardcore fans that hate AoSTH are a vocal minority. They only started making hate really known until after Doug Walker as Nostalgia Critic trashing and taking his words as the true gospel. When even Doug as his actual self said the show ain't even as bad as he mentioned when playing the character.


Wow... I disagree with almost everything he said. I would elaborate, but there's far too much.
 

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Wow... I disagree with almost everything he said. I would elaborate, but there's far too much.
Your thoughts are about the same as mind when it comes to disagreeing with him. Even back when I was a fan, I didn't like this episode nor the Mortal Kombat episode.
 

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I've been pretty obsessed with Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl by Kiana Khansmith



Solid pacing, good joke, comedy but not parody, stellar VA work. I hope it gets picked up, there's something there

Plus, I think animatics really are the way to go for pilots