The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[CharrHearted]

Crisp sandwich.... *draws a katana* come at me bro...

 

[Void Droid]

So for me it's an apple muffin vs an apple muffin...

This could take a while.

 

[krebain]

I appear to be locked in deadly battle with four Hello Kitty Tropical Pineapple Marshmallow Snacks, containing Pineapple Jelly. O.O; ... I shall trap them, and force them to fight each other to the death with toothpicks in my microwave

 

[Night_S1ash]

An Orange
VS
Crackers

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

 

[Particulate]

And all you have to defend yourself is the thing you ate before that.

What are you fighting and what is your defense?

I'm being attacked by alfredo noodles? I EAT IT AGAIN

 

[Randomeaninglessword]

Fighting potato chips against chocolate milk. That would probably be one of the most boring fights ever.

 

[DanielBrown]

Uhm, sandwiches are attacking me and I have to defend myself with "Flygande Jacob".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Jacob

 

[Zyntoxic]

I suspect it would get very messy trying to fight drinking yoghurt with a veggie schnitzel...

 

[zerobudgetgamer]

I'm fighting an It'sIt...with an Apple Fritter.

I would've said Spaghetti, but then I remembered that damn pastry

 

[Cedric Wilson]

So I'm in danger from a Granola bar and Fruit loops with sprinkles? Guess I got either wack them with a cast-iron skillet, or unleash a horde of pigs,goats, chickens, and all manner of farm animal to eat them?

 

[Biosophilogical]

A glass of milo, and I have to defend myself with a peanut butter sandwich. Okay, this could work, seeing as glasses can't move and peanut butter sandwiches are roughly hand sized, making for a nice glove, just in case my milo pulls some weird shit.

 

[VampSlayer]

My God! I'm gonna be killed by a small army of sunflower seeds. There's no way I can crack all those shells fast enough!

 

[Cybele]

The licorice will pose no threat because I have ice cream on my side!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Wholegrain shredded wheat with lots of sugar for breakfast. Defending myself with a cadbury's dairy milk caramel bar. Exactly how does the sugary cereal plan to attack me?

 

[Aeshi]

A slice of my 18th Birthday Cake.

Unless I get the piece that had the Roman Candle on it I should be fine.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Honey Loops,

I defeat you with Choco Loops

 

[Whateveralot]

A wild piece of Chewing gum appears.
Attack > Bite
It?s a critical hit!
Chewing gum faints.
Whateveralot gains 48 Exp!

 

[Bearsheep]

A cheap store brand pizza on my gosh! luckily I have weight and height on my side

 

[Zanderinfal]

Barbecue shapes...

I'm sorry this time had to come. I knew you would rebel against me some day.
So, therefore...
*takes out shapes in one bite* I LIVVVVVEEEE!

 

[rayy2321]

Some generic frosted flakes versus me and a bratwurst. I think I got this.