The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Kitteh]

anyone know how to weave bowtie pasta into a shield? i gotta defend against these m&m bombardments

 

[park92]

Oh shit French bread attacking me? Well I guess they'll just surrender LOL

 

[Norendithas]

I wouldn't fight the love my Bourbon chicken and Havarti sandwich with mayonnaise on rye bread would give me. I'd join it.

 

[GartarkMusik]

Rice and potatoes vs. a protein bar before work. GO GET EM PROTEIN!!!!!

 

[ScrubberDucky]

I have a Subway sandwich to defend me from rice. I'm being attacked by rice.

Could be worse, I guess. Too bad I live 2,000 miles away from the nearest Asian. Lolstereotypes

 

[Mr. Gency]

Okay, how much pudding am I dealing with, here?

 

[axeman157]

fighting layered dip with Lucky charms? That's gonna look terrible!

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Mm chocolate pudding attacker *drools*

 

[SD-Fiend]

a fun sized snickers bar? i'll just run i'll just put it in my pocket and rub it till it melts

 

[Klarinette]

I have to fight a fried egg and ham on toast with a grilled cheese sandwich? Oh dear. Well, the grilled cheese is probably a little stronger and isn't going to become a slimy mess if it breaks open. Sorry, fried egg, but I think I win this one.

 

[nobodysomebody]

NO!!!
STAY BACK ZUCCHINI BREAD
BACK!
MY BRAINS ARE MINE
(throws perfectly cooked hot-dog at the advancing waves of Zucchini bread warriors)

 

[Iron Lightning]

Spoiler: So these guys

I think I'll take a knife to them and I'll be alright. I think I could take them.

 

[Psyco Slim]

The fated battle between man and a Tuna sandwich from Subway. My only defense is a shield made entirely of blueberry waffles..

 

[Jodah]

Chicken fries and waffle fries. So...Chickens and potatoes! NUKE THEM! NUKE THEM ALL!

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Okay, cheese-filled larger-than-average noodles, TASTE MY DINNER ROLLS!

 

[KenzS]

Double grilled cheese!! how can I defeat it? With another double grilled cheese!

That's right, I ate two.

 

[jumjalalabash]

I'm being attacked by peanut butter, blackberry jam, and bread? God help me...

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

i'm battling the infamous ramen monster, and i've armed myself with shurikan torilla chips and lava salsa!!!!!!
DIE RAMEN MONSTER!!!

 

[Shock and Awe]

Chicken strip vs my pork chop? This will be easy!

 

[Android2137]

Ice cubes against me and some weird asian cake thing... Terrific... Why couldn't I have had soup before finishing my drink?