Zombies eating my brains, lovely. All because of some joker with a time bomb inside his jack in the box...Well, at least I somehow invented sentient plants before I died.
The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL
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Strider bullets to the face in Half-Life 2 (finally got around to playing it, enjoying it greatly).
It will certainly hurt a great deal, but at least it will be over quickly.
It will certainly hurt a great deal, but at least it will be over quickly.
I'm going to unexpectedly die from exposure to invisible things banging on my window, á la Silent Hill 4.
Oh goody.
Oh goody.
Meanwhile, in next week's edition of the 'Skyrim Express' :
The great hero Dovahkiin was found dead yesterday at the bottom of a waterfall near Markarth. It is belived that he jumped down to find pointy rock formations, apparently Dwarven Armour doesn't protect you from jagged rocks. So, our only hope of survival is dead and now Alduin is going to destroy us all. Because Dovahkiin's a tit.
The great hero Dovahkiin was found dead yesterday at the bottom of a waterfall near Markarth. It is belived that he jumped down to find pointy rock formations, apparently Dwarven Armour doesn't protect you from jagged rocks. So, our only hope of survival is dead and now Alduin is going to destroy us all. Because Dovahkiin's a tit.
Ooh. That depends on whether I technically died last...
(And if you can be said to die in Soul Calibur 2 - In which case...)
I don't know. Regardless of the exact game involved, I have the sneaking suspicion it involved falling a considerable distance...
Ouch.
(And if you can be said to die in Soul Calibur 2 - In which case...)
I don't know. Regardless of the exact game involved, I have the sneaking suspicion it involved falling a considerable distance...
Ouch.
Got killed by a roaming band of Fendelian Soldiers in Tales of Graces f. Shouldn't hurt too much since the final blow was a headshot with their Fendelian guns.
Well, looks like about to get beaten to death in a boxing match with a soda-swilling Russian. Damn Punch-Out.
If that doesn't count, then I'm getting torn apart by a herd of Deathclaws.
...can I have the Russian?
If that doesn't count, then I'm getting torn apart by a herd of Deathclaws.
...can I have the Russian?
I'm going to explode into a bunch of light bulbs after falling into a spike pit for the fifteenbillionth time. Fun.
So I will be beaten to death by Penguin's thugs in the Iceberg Lounge VIP Room after a spectacular 20 minute last stand.
Pretty cool way to go. Except for the fact that the killing blow came when my contr-- err, my brain didn't register who I wanted to hit next and a goon bopped me in the head with one of the sloppiest punches to ever happen in all of history.
Pretty cool way to go. Except for the fact that the killing blow came when my contr-- err, my brain didn't register who I wanted to hit next and a goon bopped me in the head with one of the sloppiest punches to ever happen in all of history.