The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

SuperBelkar

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Fighting to the death after getting caught by enemy soldiers while sneaking through their base. Fight lasted about 25 minutes. Pretty epic I guess so I'm content. Game-Viking.
 

empirialtank

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two words: Saxton Hale.

It will be so epic! and painful. still better than Christian Brutal Sniper coming at me with a level 100 tribal man's shiv.
 

Lekonua

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I'm going to die in a gigantic clusterfuck of minions and enemy champions...

(League of Legends.)

I suppose there are less cool ways to die.
 

Bleidd Whitefalcon

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I'm going to die fending off an army of bandits while attempting to prevent a nuclear launch.

...I guess there are worse ways to go.
 

T_love

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Dc Universe online.
Killed by Brainiac via missiles.
It probably wouldn't be so bad to be incinerated, then again... ouch...
 

Norris IV

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I'm gonna be stunned, a voice is gonna shout 'Finish Him!' and then Sub zero is gonna low kick me... fuck that's a shit way to die. :|
 

Zenn3k

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I'm going to burn to death in Lava after being knocked off the edge by a fireball from a giant floating tentacle baby.

Least it'll be more interesting than dying in my sleep.
 

Cheesus333

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Playing Tribes: Ascend most recently.

I remember not what killed me, nor in what manner, but the very nature of that game guarantees one thing beyond absolute certainty: it was fast.
 

Sporadic

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Me, I got hit in the face by a Rachni Ravager double cannon while reviving a fallen comrade! (Mass Effect 3) Meh, I'll get a medal.
 

AngleWyrm

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Tropico 4, I failed to build enough docks and lost the mission. Not dead really, but cast out as a poor and forgotten leader, in a back alley somewhere, sleeping in a cardboard box and drinking wine out of a paper bag.
 

spartandude

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why is it everytime one of these threads comes up i was playing either Dark Souls or a Warhammer 40,000 game

im gonna get power fisted by a dreadnought? yay!
 

Sixcess

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Infected with a virulent wasting disease followed by multiple blows to the head with an iron bar wielded by a post-apoc thug...

...whilst attempting to loot a junkyard.

There are no heroic deaths in Fallen Earth.
 

Auron225

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Touching a Tesla Coil wire again (In Fallout 3). Zappidy-Zap-Zap. I kinda deserve it for being so thick as to do it again (in the game, I was just curious to see if I would get hurt twice - I wouldnt touch it once IRL). All I have to say is crap.

It wouldve been "Mauled to death by a Deathclaw" but I reloaded just in time to die by 1000's of volts melting my insides instead ;)
 

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I was on a killing spree in Whiterun. Murdered everyone but the immortals in the city. As I was torturing Balgruuf's court with lightning he grabbed me into a head lock and stabbed me twice through the chest. It was very painful :(