Let's see....
A flamethrower that can utilize roughly anything as ammunition (TF2's Pyro's), along with a sledgehammer and a glove on my head... could be far far worst, not that bad actually. Can I keep "Bec Noir" who knew what was MSPaint adventures with me too?
Edit, misread the companion deal, I get, some TF2 class that might have not knew what MSPaint adventures was, I spammed airblast while capping a point against soldiers medics and more, I don't know which was last.
Second edit: So close on getting "A demon from my hairs" along with Fortitudo as a companion, decided to play Bayonetta for some reason.... My hair is way too short to be of any use yet, so good thing I set stuff on fire in TF2!