The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

[LordLundar]

The super geth rifle in Mass Effect that can only be acquired through console commands and does 40k points of damage.

I am so screwed...

 

[Lood NL]

Oh dear god...

... my last weapon was a Brumak from Gears of War 2...

 

[Scarim Coral]

The SCAR rifle from Conduit 2, you better had not put any ammo in it!

 

[emptee]

Witchers Silver Sword... ouch

 

[MrGalactus]

Couldn't have just picked the light type, could I? Nooooooooooo, use the heavy she says, you can use the minigun she says. Oy vey!

 

[JackClandestine]

Proton Pack from Ghostbuster. Busting isn't gonna feel good this time...

 

[Pig Mazurka]

... fuck.

 

[Giest4life]

Fuck. Heavy steel spear in Mount and Blade: War Band.

 

[kouriichi]

Does the Portal Gun count as a weapon?

If not, then it would be the "Phaseblade" from Terraria. ((glorified lightsaber.))

 

[Mr. Omega]

I played Marvel vs Capcom 3. I got three choices:

Anything on M.O.D.O.K. (KILLER ILLUMINATION! Hold that pose.......Cry for me!)
X-23's claws. (In any other circumstance, this could be considered kinky.)
Haggar's lead pipe. (A literal lead pipe. Get your heads out of the gutter.)

 

[Xlr8DETH]

the huge sword arm from prototype would not feel good me thinks

 

[syth0000]

Energy sword in Halo reach... Well at least it wasn't the rockets!

 

[GundamSentinel]

An FN FAL with grenade launcher... Meh, could be worse... At least I wasn't playing God of War.

 

[Ignuus66]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUlv1MqLXW0&feature=related

I think I am pretty badly off...
If that does not count,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ys_tjkHRk
I am still badly off, I really don't think I will have a future.

 

[remnant_phoenix]

I don't remember the name, but it's a large sword that's enchanted with dark energy in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

Farewell colon, you've served me well.

How large? Longer than your body than it's probably Obsidian Sword or Sword of Ardor

Smaller? Mormegil?

None of those names are ringing a bell.

It's difficult to tell when Alucard is swinging it, but if I had to guess, I'd say it's at least as long as Alucard is tall and the blade is at least as wide across as his neck, though that's really hard to tell because of the energy that radiates off of it when it swings.

Yeah...

 

[The Apothecarry]

The AA12 Auto Shotgun in Killing Floor...I assume the doctor is a Scrake?

Edit: Wait...it was the S&W M500 in Resident Evil 5, infinite ammo...why did it have to be a .50 cal?

 

[DukeGren]

Spoiler

So I'm going to get a plasma mortar shoved op my butt... neat.

 

[anthony87]

The Gauss Rifle from Crysis:Warhead

Jesus....my asshole is gonna be GAPING my the time I'm done.

 

[PatSilverFox]

My fist.

Oh mrawr... ;3

Well it's not like I haven't done that before >.>

 

[Spade Lead]

I am glad I played Black Ops and not Star Wars Galaxies last. I used a FAMAS, and not Force Lightning...