The List of People Going to Hell

[Kinguendo]

-Atheist?? Not sure, I am pretty spiritual person and I believe in that the teachings of many religious figures like Buddha and Jesus were enlightened but I don't really follow any religion.

Well atheist would be if you don't believe in a higher power at all. Which I don't. I'm with Carlin.

Edit: Wait guys! Voodoo practitioners make it in! Everyone break out your dolls!

I'm not sure yet I guess. I think I mostly just respect some religious figures for having the right idea of what to do while we are alive.

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again - St. Mathew

They actually had Xzibit hosting a show around 0 AD, Pimp My Donkey.

Yeah, sadly they were being literal with the word "Pimp"... it was a disturbing business, disturbing and sexy... what?!

XD

 

[Captain Anon]

going to hell because i have no religion and I've said somethings i shouldn't have so again going to hell for that i think that's it

 

[Terminate421]

Luke Warm Once Saved Always Saved Christian here.

Apparently I will burn because some people with a big sign told me so.

I believe god exists, but these people are fucking morons.

 

[Dwarfman]

I saw this picture in an article (I don't know where it came from originally), so I thought I would play a fun game.

I'm going to ask all of you for fun whether or not you're going to hell and to list the reasons why? I doubt anyone on these forums will be able to go to heaven.

I'm going to hell for being a:
Rock n' Roller
Evolutionist

Post your results as such, and have fun!

Oh dear. It appears I'm having a 'some people make me embarassed that I'm a Christian' moment here. Well if I can be optimistic for one second, at least this person's blind, festering, hatred doesn't discriminate.

 

[Brodre]

This really is as dumb a list as list goes, even contradicting itself a few times =)
But here goes

- Rock and roller
- Evolutionist
- Pro-abortion (which I guess is what they mean)
- Fornicater

and then, I am not american, so the demoncrat/liberal I don't quite fit in, but if they were to place me anywhere they'd place me as a socialist, since I am a left-wing scandinavian, which is about as socialist as socialist goes =D So yeah, i'd probably go to hell for that too =)

also, wtf is "Worldy Luke Warm"!? referring to how Luke Skywalker killed a Tauntaun to keep him warm??

 

[dudycat1]

well i'm going to hell as i am a.
democrat (well lib dem because i'm in britain.)
evolutionist
lesbian (well i'm bi so i'm sort of lesbian.)
fornicator
atheist
abortionist
and finally liberal.

 

[I Have No Idea]

Rich people? Seriously? sigh

It's "Christians" like these idiots that give the rest of us a bad name.

On the topic, though, according to the sign I'm not in danger of going to hell. Yay?

Oh dear. It appears I'm having a 'some people make me embarassed that I'm a Christian' moment here.

Join the club, Dwarfman.

 

[HardkorSB]

Ah. I honestly thought Catholics and Christians were their own separate religions. I know they pretty much believed in the same things, but I thought they wanted to separate themselves to Christians.

From what I know through research as well as intense indoctrination when I was younger, they believe to be the true Christians.
Protestants, Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses and such are generally ridiculed in a Catholic environment.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

I'm going to hell for:
1. Laughing at all those sick jokes you're meant to cringe at.
2. Evolutionist.
3. Atheist.
4. Abortionist.
5. Liberal, I think, in Australia it's a bit reversed, the Liberals are the conservative ones that describe policies with as few words as possible for their target audience. I support Greens/Labor.
6. Depends on their definition of fornicator...? I'm probably safe, but then again, you only have to drive a car once to be called a driver.

I think...that's about it. It's a pity really, I expected more. I think pro-gay should be enough without actually being gay, come on, heaven'll be full of religious people with some common sense at this rate. Or how about actively arguing with religious people? That should be a hell trip by itself, closet atheists don't harm anyone. Need moar generalisation, America, I am disappoint.

 

[Ledan]

Let's see.... I'm going to uber hell for being a : liberal rock and rolling, fornicating evolutionist, atheist and abortionist.

 

[Charli]

The list of people going to hell...based off that checklist? It dramatically varies depending on which church and then which sect you ask. They can't seem to keep it straight.


Anyway;
Agnostic
Evolutionist
Pro-choice (Lol abortionist, it's a religion now? Really)
Possibly being a Woman (Original Sin, yaaay)
I advocate Buddhists while not being one myself (I think their outlook and approach to life is very well adjusted, I just don't feel it's the right one for me.)

Oh and I tend to have this horrible condition of accepting my fellow human no matter how much my opinions may differ or we may quarrel and debate about them. I would still associate with them if they wanted to go bowling after. Ramming opinions down others throats on the street though, unless you're alerting everyone to the Zombie Apocalypse i'm going to comfortably ignore you sir/madam.

Some people...
Life isn't worth living if you spend it fearing everything and everyone.

 

[Kroxile]

Well there's no such thing as an evolutionist or an abortionist, so I guess I'm just going to hell for being an atheist...except for the fact that there is no hell, you can't go to a place that doesn't exist. So I guess I'll just chill out here and sip my drink.

My thoughts exactly, except add Liberal and Democrat to that list

 

[FolkLikePanda]

WOO!

Rock & Roller
Evolutionist
Drunk
Does being agnostic count as being atheist?
Tried pot once or twice
Abortionist
And if I lived in America I'd probably be a Democrat (I'd vote Loony if I had the chance)

Meh, there's more interesting people in Hell anyway.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I'm going to hell for being a:
Evolutionist
Abortionist
Atheist
Liberal (I'm far left-wing, so I guess that counts. If I could vote, I'd vote NDP here in Canada)

I guess that means I'm suffering for all eternity for being rational and pragmatic.

 

[EXos]

Democrat (Though don't live in the US)
Liberal
Atheist
Fornicator

And for just being me. ^^
Got a lovely fire lake-side condo ready for me.

In the words of Bill Hicks: "I'll surfing on the lake of fire. Rocking out!"

 

[KefkaCultist]

Oh yeah I'm gonna burn lol.

Here's the list:
-Democrat (well, I hate both parties, but I'd choose democrat over republican any day)
-metal head (that's like "rock&rollers" doubled)
-homosexual
-evolutionist
-liberal
-fornicator
-pro-choice (I'm pretty sure that's what they mean by "abortionist")
-Atheist (technically agnostic, but whatevs, they probably consider it just as bad)
-drunk? (I've only been drunk a few times. I wouldn't call myself a drunk, but i'm sure these people probably would)

 

[Flight]

I'm a rock n' rolling liberal evolutionist liberal. Rock on!

 

[waj9876]

Do I count as homosexual? I'm pansexual. I have no problem being in a relationship with a man, woman, man who used to be a woman, or a woman who used to be a man...Also hermaphrodites. Hermaphrodites are awesome.

I am also kind of a Christian who believes in evolution, the big bang, and all that comes with Christianity. So...Where does that leave me?

 

[Mr.logic]

I'm going to heaven because God isn't willing that any should parish

He made a way out I took the way out. Now I try to honor him with my work my words, my heart, my mind, and to just be obedient to work on removing as much sin from my life as I can.

If anyone wants prayer for anything you can ask me, I would love to be a blessing to you.

 

[starwarsgeek]

Catholics are hellbound? Alrighty then, whatever you say, WBC...

Not sure what they mean by evolutionist. Scientist who works in that area? People who have a materialistic worldview defined by evolution? If they simply mean someone who has accepted evolution, count me in.

Ditto rock&roller. Musician or fan of the music?