The List of People Going to Hell

[Mr Fixit]

Wow hell seems like a fun place to me....

Put me down for drunk, rock & roller & fornicator, yeah that'll do.

 

[Kinguendo]

Erm, well I always figured if "Hell" existed that is where I would end up... though I would argue my case first, not going without a fight.

But for the things listed:

Liberal, Atheist, "Evolutionist", "Abortionist"(Does that mean anyone who supports choice or someone who actively performs the procedure?), "Rock n Roller"... Prefer metalhead but whatever and avid supporter of the gay community so I wouldnt let them be damned alone.

And masons? So people who craft works in stone are going to hell? Jeez, rough deal. Wonder why that is... maybe masonry is like the arch-enemy of carpentry?

 

[SFMB]

In case of an afterlife, I'm really glad I'm not going to the same place as these fundamentalist retards... And Abortionist sounds cool.

 

[SweetNess_666]

O my days I'm going in hell in a biiiig way

Pothead (casually)
Rock n roller
Homosexual (well bi but I'm sure "god" frowns upon that)
And I don't belive in god soooooo Satanist or athiest covers that lol

I'm soooo going to burn hahaha

 

[Aptus]

I'm going to hell for being a:
Rock n' Roller
Evolutionist

Post your results as such, and have fun!

Hah I am apparently going downstairs on the counts of:

Rock & Roller (I guess?)
"Evolutionist" (This isn't even a word but I get what they mean.)
"Abortionist" (As in I think abortions are a womans choice and only her choice no questions asked.)
Liberal
Fornicater (As in people who have sex? they might have to have their parents teach them about the birds and the bees)
Atheist
Apparently only being homosexual or lesbian gets you into hell so me being bi is ok I guess

 

[Kinguendo]

-Atheist?? Not sure, I am pretty spiritual person and I believe in that the teachings of many religious figures like Buddha and Jesus were enlightened but I don't really follow any religion.

Well atheist would be if you don't believe in a higher power at all. Which I don't. I'm with Carlin.

Edit: Wait guys! Voodoo practitioners make it in! Everyone break out your dolls!

I'm not sure yet I guess. I think I mostly just respect some religious figures for having the right idea of what to do while we are alive.

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again - St. Mathew

They actually had Xzibit hosting a show around 0 AD, Pimp My Donkey.

Yeah, sadly they were being literal with the word "Pimp"... it was a disturbing business, disturbing and sexy... what?!

XD

 

[Captain Anon]

going to hell because i have no religion and I've said somethings i shouldn't have so again going to hell for that i think that's it

 

[Terminate421]

Luke Warm Once Saved Always Saved Christian here.

Apparently I will burn because some people with a big sign told me so.

I believe god exists, but these people are fucking morons.

 

[Dwarfman]

I saw this picture in an article (I don't know where it came from originally), so I thought I would play a fun game.

I'm going to ask all of you for fun whether or not you're going to hell and to list the reasons why? I doubt anyone on these forums will be able to go to heaven.

I'm going to hell for being a:
Rock n' Roller
Evolutionist

Post your results as such, and have fun!

Oh dear. It appears I'm having a 'some people make me embarassed that I'm a Christian' moment here. Well if I can be optimistic for one second, at least this person's blind, festering, hatred doesn't discriminate.

 

[Brodre]

This really is as dumb a list as list goes, even contradicting itself a few times =)
But here goes

- Rock and roller
- Evolutionist
- Pro-abortion (which I guess is what they mean)
- Fornicater

and then, I am not american, so the demoncrat/liberal I don't quite fit in, but if they were to place me anywhere they'd place me as a socialist, since I am a left-wing scandinavian, which is about as socialist as socialist goes =D So yeah, i'd probably go to hell for that too =)

also, wtf is "Worldy Luke Warm"!? referring to how Luke Skywalker killed a Tauntaun to keep him warm??

 

[dudycat1]

well i'm going to hell as i am a.
democrat (well lib dem because i'm in britain.)
evolutionist
lesbian (well i'm bi so i'm sort of lesbian.)
fornicator
atheist
abortionist
and finally liberal.

 

[I Have No Idea]

Rich people? Seriously? sigh

It's "Christians" like these idiots that give the rest of us a bad name.

On the topic, though, according to the sign I'm not in danger of going to hell. Yay?

Oh dear. It appears I'm having a 'some people make me embarassed that I'm a Christian' moment here.

Join the club, Dwarfman.

 

[HardkorSB]

Ah. I honestly thought Catholics and Christians were their own separate religions. I know they pretty much believed in the same things, but I thought they wanted to separate themselves to Christians.

From what I know through research as well as intense indoctrination when I was younger, they believe to be the true Christians.
Protestants, Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses and such are generally ridiculed in a Catholic environment.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

I'm going to hell for:
1. Laughing at all those sick jokes you're meant to cringe at.
2. Evolutionist.
3. Atheist.
4. Abortionist.
5. Liberal, I think, in Australia it's a bit reversed, the Liberals are the conservative ones that describe policies with as few words as possible for their target audience. I support Greens/Labor.
6. Depends on their definition of fornicator...? I'm probably safe, but then again, you only have to drive a car once to be called a driver.

I think...that's about it. It's a pity really, I expected more. I think pro-gay should be enough without actually being gay, come on, heaven'll be full of religious people with some common sense at this rate. Or how about actively arguing with religious people? That should be a hell trip by itself, closet atheists don't harm anyone. Need moar generalisation, America, I am disappoint.

 

[Ledan]

Let's see.... I'm going to uber hell for being a : liberal rock and rolling, fornicating evolutionist, atheist and abortionist.

 

[Charli]

The list of people going to hell...based off that checklist? It dramatically varies depending on which church and then which sect you ask. They can't seem to keep it straight.


Anyway;
Agnostic
Evolutionist
Pro-choice (Lol abortionist, it's a religion now? Really)
Possibly being a Woman (Original Sin, yaaay)
I advocate Buddhists while not being one myself (I think their outlook and approach to life is very well adjusted, I just don't feel it's the right one for me.)

Oh and I tend to have this horrible condition of accepting my fellow human no matter how much my opinions may differ or we may quarrel and debate about them. I would still associate with them if they wanted to go bowling after. Ramming opinions down others throats on the street though, unless you're alerting everyone to the Zombie Apocalypse i'm going to comfortably ignore you sir/madam.

Some people...
Life isn't worth living if you spend it fearing everything and everyone.

 

[Kroxile]

Well there's no such thing as an evolutionist or an abortionist, so I guess I'm just going to hell for being an atheist...except for the fact that there is no hell, you can't go to a place that doesn't exist. So I guess I'll just chill out here and sip my drink.

My thoughts exactly, except add Liberal and Democrat to that list

 

[FolkLikePanda]

WOO!

Rock & Roller
Evolutionist
Drunk
Does being agnostic count as being atheist?
Tried pot once or twice
Abortionist
And if I lived in America I'd probably be a Democrat (I'd vote Loony if I had the chance)

Meh, there's more interesting people in Hell anyway.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I'm going to hell for being a:
Evolutionist
Abortionist
Atheist
Liberal (I'm far left-wing, so I guess that counts. If I could vote, I'd vote NDP here in Canada)

I guess that means I'm suffering for all eternity for being rational and pragmatic.