+1 American combat knife.
+1 Soviet combat knife.
+1 Swiss army knife.
+1 butterfly knife straight out of TF2.
+2 old-timey bayonets.
+1 ornate Georgian dagger.
+1 switchblade.
+2 scalpels.
+10 throwing knives.
+2 bread knives.
+1 knife for cheese.
+1 (and only) marmalade knife.
+3 meat cleavers.
And finally, +1 butter knife... not threatening at all.
+1 Soviet combat knife.
+1 Swiss army knife.
+1 butterfly knife straight out of TF2.
+2 old-timey bayonets.
+1 ornate Georgian dagger.
+1 switchblade.
+2 scalpels.
+10 throwing knives.
+2 bread knives.
+1 knife for cheese.
+1 (and only) marmalade knife.
+3 meat cleavers.
And finally, +1 butter knife... not threatening at all.
What an unneccesarily large amount of stabbing implements. Unfortunately, i prefer things more destructive over knives. Things like napalm, miniguns, and tanks. Well, i guess i could always sell those as "vendor trash" and turn a nice profit.
I drop:
The legendary staff of Minuteman straight from Freedom Force. It won't give you superpowers, but it does look really cool.
A bottle of brake fluid manufactured in Moscow, Idaho.
A thick sketchbook containing full set of instructions for building your very own Imperialis-class space battleship one kilometer in length (from scientific basis for neccesary energy sources and to proper placement of tactical markings) with some furry porn in-between chapters.