I wear a beard now. Beards are cool.
Though not a full lumberjack, just your standard box beard, like Snake. I really hated the idea of having one, but then a few of my female friends were said I should grow one, I did, and I'll never look back. Plus not only am I the only one of my friends that can grow facial hair at all, it's also that proper beard hair. No bum fluff neckbeard for me thank you very much.
Nah, if you really want aversion to facial furniture. Grow just a moustache. They look horrendous regardless of how thick it is on younger people. If you're a 40 year old man, go for it, they "work". If you're 20 and have just a moustache, you look like a twat. The only exception is if you're going for the Geezer Butler look, then it works. Especially the furry top lip look. It looks shit, shave it. I will shave it now for you. Just get rid of it.