Timesplitters 4. Even though there would be no story whatsoever, the multiplayer is good enough for the buy anyways (at least for the previous games). Then Eidos (or Free Radical?) went bankrupt and Crytek was all like "SUCKA PLEASE!". We were all like "Dude, don't be like that." and then they said "Meh, we'll make it if we feel like it, but first we need to make Crysis 2 'cause the graphics are pwn."
I know they're not obligated to make the sequel, this is merely a joke.