The most emberassing thing you've done?

[chinangel]

Let's see how many people are willing to step up to the plate, shall we? Seems pretty straight forward, what are the most embarrassing things you've done? Seeing as we have the anonymity of the internet, i think it may help.

I shall go first ^^

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my master(s).

Needless to say, it'd be humiliating if my work or family discovered it

EDIT: there seems to be a shocking number of people interested in the blog o.o; just pm me if you want the address.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.


My room is full of cute stuffed animals, I suppose to someone who's not close to me, that would be a little off considering I'm an adult.

 

[Rawne1980]

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

What website would that be? Purely for .... research, yes, research.

I'm jesting.

On Topic....

About 6 months before I met my wife i'd met a lass in a pub, had quite a lot to drink and then gone back to her house.

We had sex on the sofa and I proceeded to pass out.

I got woken up by her 16 year old daughter and her friends who had just come back from a school trip.

I was naked.

 

[Sticky Squid]

I was meant to sleep with a girl in a tent but before anything happened I threw up next to her face...

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

Took a fake katana to a school Halloween costume dance hosted by the university's anime club, had to argue with police safekeeping the event who deemed my prop a "blade", ended up visually performing cutting moves on me and my friends to show them how it was not sharpened and couldn't cut butter.

They were not amused and had to call back up before I just decided to give up and take the walk of shame and my ornamental katana home...


Not fun. >_>






I sadly don't have much more embarrassing stories to share, nothing sexual or anything...I'm a very private person in those matters so nothing has ever gotten..."out".

 

[Section Crow]

Err, my embarrassing memories are a lot meager than what you said...

Well, i once jumped up and landed on the side of my foot, breaking some parts of my ankle explaining that was embarrassing. Tripped over some metal wiring hidden in a bush which i knew was their but i failed the jump, landing straight in concrete. I blacked out for the first time i was winded by a guy sprinting by me an accidentally elbowing me in the stomach, apparently no one thought to help me so i was just on the floor with a few people standing around me when i came about.

Yeah, i'm stacking up the memories. Still not comparable.

Edit: Oh!, in secondary school near to the final days, my shorter but hell'a stronger friend gave me a piggy back ride, it was all good fun but you know it was a quite a spectacle to see a tallish guy on a back of a shorter guy

 

[Athol]

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

Needless to say, it'd be humiliating if my work or family discovered it

Murpy's Law dictates that one of the people that follows your blog is probly someone you know (unbeknownst to either party), and the closer they follow it/if the make dirty comments, the greater likley hood you'll know them well(ie:close friend/family member).

OT:Years ago now, woke late realizing I was late for school. Skipped breakfast and dashed out the door, got halfway there (10 minutes or so on foot) and realized I'd forgotten to but shorts on...that was a long walk home.

 

[Gatx]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

I've done that before too, at an electronics store with people around.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

When I was about 12 or so, I rode to my friends house on my bike . . . did I mention I forgot to put pants on, and the only thing covering my lower half was a pair of boxer shorts? It's funny how absent-minded kids can get during summer, isn't it?

 

[Eddie the head]

I can't think of anything. I might not remember or I just embrace when I do something stupid that might be considered embarrassing.

 

[xplosive59]

A few years ago I went to a professional music store 'cause I wanted to buy a bass amplifier, I asked the guy if he had any, he brought them all out and I started to try them all with my own bass, however they sounded weird... Turns out that I hadn't specified I wanted a bass amp instead of a guitar amp and had been playing full volume for like 5 minutes before some guy came over to ask what the fuck I was doing.

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

After reading that and looking at your avatar I imagined Rarity in the same position, not the most pleasant thought.

 

[FilipJPhry]

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

After reading that and looking at your avatar I imagined Rarity in the same position, not the most pleasant thought.[/quote]

I always assume the avatar is the user's head. As you are reading this post in Scott Pilgrim's voice.

OT: I hired a hooker once.

 

[FilipJPhry]

A few years ago I went to a professional music store 'cause I wanted to buy a bass amplifier, I asked the guy if he had any, he brought them all out and I started to try them all with my own bass, however they sounded weird... Turns out that I hadn't specified I wanted a bass amp instead of a guitar amp and had been playing full volume for like 5 minutes before some guy came over to ask what the fuck I was doing.

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

After reading that and looking at your avatar I imagined Rarity in the same position, not the most pleasant thought.

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

After reading that and looking at your avatar I imagined Rarity in the same position, not the most pleasant thought.

I always assume the avatar is the user's head. As you are reading this post in Scott Pilgrim's voice.

OT: I hired a hooker once.[/quote]

I fucked it up. I meant to quote xplosive59. But owell, I'm drinking. Is that acceptable? Cause I've seen people reported for stupid reasons.

Might as well put another embarrassing thing for OT: I was almost charged for a hate crime until the guy who pressed them dropped it.

 

[cerealnmuffin]

I've always been a talented writer. Way back in the 6th grade, it was no surprise that my essay was chosen as the winner in class. The prize was the chance to compete at the state level by reading it in front of the whole school and a panel of judges. Being terribly shy, I didn't want to have any part in that, but my teacher said I had to. I tried to get out of that, but my teacher held firm so I felt like I was being punished for doing so well.

I rehearsed my speech over and over, but I wouldn't be writing this if the performance had gone well. Standing on stage in front of the entire school and a panel of judges, I not only forgot my speech a minute into it, but I became so terrified that I started crying. I hurried off the stage wanting to hide in the bathrooms, but not only the teacher wouldn't let me leave the auditorium she made me try the speech again only to have the same disastrous results. It was only Monday so I had a long week ahead of me.

 

[Sevvrim]

This was when I was like, four or something. But to this day, I still remember it. Anyway, I was at some big holiday celebration or something with my dad. I think his work place was giving awards or something, but anyway, there was this koi pond outside. I was playing around with another kid, when he decided he'd push me in the pool. Granted, I was probably asking for it since I was standing right at its edge.

Anyway, I was in the pond and soaking wet. My dad took me home after that, and I haven't forgotten that incident since. It was that embarrassing.

 

[Kae]

I do silly things all the time and am very clumsy so I tend to not be embarrassed about many things, but when I was in high school I was always embarrassed of how I looked, mostly because I was so tiny that I looked like a 10 year old, so that wasn't good, but that's not something I did it's just how I was, well I guess if it had to do something I did, would be having that nervous attack thing in the middle of a class that one time, considering that I was always being tough and I actually never ever cry, yeah it was really embarrassing to start crying and screaming for everyone to shut up while punching some guy who hadn't done anything to me, pretty much out of nowhere as far as the class was concerned, yeah that's actually really embarrassing, and I actually don't talk about it in real life, though I guess since everyone saw it or heard of it it's pretty much public knowledge.

 

[BringBackBuck]

A few years ago I was at a second had bookstore with my wife. She is about 5'4", blonde, and was wearing jeans and a plain black t-shirt at the time. There weren't many people in there and I ended up with my head buried in a bok for a while and kind of lost track of time. So then I went back to where my wife was standing - she was facing towards a bookcase, bending over slightly to pick up a book exposing a little flesh between jeans and t-shirt. Since there was no-one around I slipped my hand into the gap between t-shirt and jeans, and with my hand resting on her hip / arse, lent over and whispered in her ear "come on babe, let's go".
At this point she turns around and I realise IT'S NOT MY WIFE. This complete stranger gives me that "what the fuck are you doing" look and I quickly withdraw my hand and stammer and stumble over my words and say something a long the lines of "Oh my god, I'm really sorry I thought you were my wife", "you just look the same, see!" and turn around and point to my wife who is standing in the next aisle wearing the same jeans and black t-shirt with the same blonde haircut.
At this point, she turns around and i realise IT'S NOT MY WIFE. Again. What the fuck is going on. She gives me this "don't drag me into this you crazy pervert" look, which I remember vividly to this day. I am beyond embarrassed and just confused now, so I pretty much run out of the bookstore and find my wife standing outside talking on her phone. I grab her and drag her back into the shop "THIS IS MY WIFE" I shout like a crazy man "LOOK, SEE I'M NOT A PERVERT, AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ALL EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE AND WITH THE SAME HAIR AND GLASSES AND WEARING EXACTLY THE SAME CLOTHES?" The doppelgangers (or is that tripplegangers?) all kind of looked at each other and then all realised what had happened and had a good laugh at my expense.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

There was a time when I had a picture of Angelina Jolie as my desktop wallpaper and while visiting my mother and half brother I dropped my phone on the floor and my brother went to retrieve it for me. He came back from getting my phone with a massive grin on his face as he proceeded to show my mother the picture, which wasn't very "saucy", and now a year later whenever I see them I'm always greeted with the question "What woman is on your phone now?"...

In fact better yet a few months ago my sort-of-grand-mother-but-not-through-blood-or-marriage-but-just-sort-of-there decided that at 15 I should be taught about THE DANGERS OF PORNOGRAPHY by a catholic woman who doesn't know how to use the internet. After a lengthy period of being talked at she asked me if I understood and I just scoffed and said "That's all total bullshit". Following that I was made to read an article about THE DANGERS OF PORNOGRAPHY which was even weaker...

I felt embarrassed at both points but I'm not sure if the second one counts since I didn't actually so anything.

 

[Broady Brio]

I drank too much at a party once. I attempted to go to the toilet. You can figure out the rest.