The most emberassing thing you've done?

[bojackx]

One time I had been masturbating, and whereas I'd usually go to the bathroom to clean myself up, it seemed like a lot of people were randomly wandering the house and it was likely I'd run into one of them with my stuff in hand. So I decide the only logical thing to do would be to grab a nearby dirty shirt and wipe up my area and hands with it.

I decide to hide this shirt at the bottom of my cupboard until such a time where I can safely put it in the wash. Only a couple minutes after doing this my dad walks in looking for dirty clothes to put in the wash, and of course, found this shirt. So he picks it up and after a couple of seconds realises this shirt is not very dry, and eventually realising what the stuff on the shirt was. He threw the shirt on my desk and left the room in silence. The look of pure disgust on his face was just awful.

Luckily, no-one knows about that story and my dad decided never to bring it up, so everything is all good now. I'm sure there's other stories I have but none come to mind right now.

 

[Sacman]

I shall go first ^^

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

Needless to say, it'd be humiliating if my work or family discovered it

Well I'm all curious now... though reluctant to ask for direction...<.<

OT: Hmm... there were the several times I've been caught masturbating... stupid poorly designed house with no locks on the doors... oh but I think was the worst was that time when I passed out and had to go to the hospital from a nose bleed... I had a nose bleed profusely for like a week... and after a while it just gave way...<.<

 

[Vamantha]

1. I walk into a parked cars. It happens enough that I believe I'm cursed. :<
2. Was skipping across the school during Lunch time. Tripped on a tree root and face planted into the ground.
3. I was sleeping one night next to my Mom and randomly yelled out "Kitty Wittys" at the top of my lungs.
4. When I was a little kid I wanted to do what all my guy friends were doing and went along playing with them without a shirt. I got so much shit for that one.
5. Projectile vomited on a teacher in front the whole school. She was being a raging **** about not standing in line for class. Muscly old bull dike never questioned me again about being ill. That was a priceless moment.
6. I answered the door once when my cat was sleeping in my bra and shirt. Jehovah witnessed something very interesting that day.

 

[xmbts]

On my nephews first birthday it was really really hot out, someone brought a turtle suit for the kids, people ended up taking turns since it was exhausting being in it. So for a few glorious moments I was in a turtle suit in sweltering head being jumped on by little kids, who are just vicious little creatures to anyone in a costume.

 

[Daveman]

Ha ha ha... there really are too many to choose from.

 

[ivegotthis]

I post self stimulation videos on a certain website, as well as pictures. Not so embarrassed about the size of my member but more about the size of my body. Self hate and all that stuff. Also I guess if it got out something negative would happen maybe.