The most emberassing thing you've done?

[shrekfan246]

I slipped on some ice once. Stuff was crazy.

That actually reminded me of what I suppose would fit in this thread.

During my freshman year of high school, I got drop-kicked off of a little wall and ended up breaking my arm.

During my sophomore year of high school, I slipped on a patch of black ice while walking home and dislocated my knee. The upside of that was that when I went back to school, I was walking around with a cane and everyone kept calling me House. Also during my sophomore year, we had a "Crazy Hair Day" early in the year and, since I had long hair at that point, I decided to put a ton of hair spray into it and stuck it up into massive Liberty Spikes.

During my senior year of high school, I had to get surgery during one semester of school, and I got mono during the other semester.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I once make a joke about this photo of my History teacher with E.T. in History class (I just got bored being the silence type and saw what I thought was an oppertunity to be funny at that time).
No one laughs at my joke but instead got ridicule by my "friends" during that time which pretty much lasted for years (so glad I'm no longer friends with them these days).

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

Glad the topic creator got started off with a sexual one so I don't have to be the person who brings it to that level. I've just been caught masturbating before.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Parents once found my stash of... "collections". If You know what I mean.

Ah yes, my collection of Disney movies. I've been there...

But really, I can't think of any. Not that I don't want to share, to my knowledge exactly one person on here knows who I am IRL, but there really isn't anything.

 

[The Tibballs]

After enjoying a LOT of rum, some vodka & a bit of whiskey, I woke up on a friends floor the next morning, still a bit drunk I managed to make it back home. Where I proceed to feel like shit, I was so hung over that I farted twice & shit myself both times. Was a good night though.

 

[jhoroz]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.


My room is full of cute stuffed animals, I suppose to someone who's not close to me, that would be a little off considering I'm an adult.

I was actually about to say the same thing. Absent-minded minds think alike I guess. Besides that, I also licked my foot while being filmed on video on purpose for no other reason than attention.


....I was prepubescent....and stupid.....still kinda of am......

 

[Colour Scientist]

Glad the topic creator got started off with a sexual one so I don't have to be the person who brings it to that level. I've just been caught masturbating before.

That's my worst nightmare! I live with five friends and I don't have a lock for my door so I always try to make sure there's no one in the house.

OP: My friend walked in on my boyfriend and I having sex. I'm not sure who was the most embarrassed in that situation though.

I have a feeling this whole thread will turn to smut soon.

 

[The Funslinger]

I drank too much at a party once. I attempted to go to the toilet. You can figure out the rest.

Having missed two meals, I smoked a joint, and drank 750ml of vodka, straight in about an hour.

Some hazy memories of A&E and I woke up at home. It wouldn't be all that embarrassing, but someone (I'm not sure who) decided to start a (false) rumor that I'd shat myself.

All of my rage ¬_¬

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

When I was younger I used to sing.

I was pretty decent, and pretty proud of it. I once even sang at the head of a choir at school.
(It was a C of E school)

But I remember I stopped due to a talent contest at the school.
You see I spent weeks rehearsing for it. Even going as far as to listen to the song in my sleep! XD
But then when I was doing it on the night, I had technical problems and no-one could hear me sing.

Obviously I didn't win, or even place anywhere.
Put me off singing. (I'm still afraid to do it in public (I have social anxiety you see))

Heh. Sometimes I wonder, had I done singing lessons at secondary school, if my life had taken a very different path than it has.

Hmmm...

 

[Gitty101]

Ah yes, my collection of Disney movies. I've been there...

But really, I can't think of any. Not that I don't want to share, to my knowledge exactly one person on here knows who I am IRL, but there really isn't anything.

Disney movies? Whatchu' talkin' bout' Orky? Those are the manliest movies ever created! Some of the stuff that goes down in those movies would scare the lights outta any action-hero!

OT: Most embarrassing thing I've ever done, has to be when I was rescued by a lifeguard after diving into a pool. Turned out I had gashed my leg open on the bottom, didn't notice or feel it but apparently there was enough blood to justify being yanked out of the pool and taken to the A&E part of the swimming centre XD. Good times...

 

[The Tibballs]

*snip*
Following that I was made to read an article about THE DANGERS OF PORNOGRAPHY which was even weaker...

You should've just started wildly masturbating to the article.

 

[kortin]

I was wrong...once. It was so embarassing.

I also had my hair grown out in my freshmen year of high school.
Worst. Decision. Ever.

 

[Fractral]

I've had a lot of minor embarrasments, such as trying to spin a table while a glass was on it and shattering some very expensive stuff. I can't remember many of the worse ones for some reason. Guess I must have surpressed them. Worst one I can think of recently is a friend seeing the MLP wallpaper I had and deducing that I'd watched the shor no other reason than attention.

 

[The Funslinger]

Glad the topic creator got started off with a sexual one so I don't have to be the person who brings it to that level. I've just been caught masturbating before.

Congratulations. You're now an honorary teenage boy.

The stories I could tell about that. Not definitely being caught but lots of "they knew..." moments.

Oh, to be that age again![footnote]I'd wish it on nobody.[/footnote]

 

[prophecy2514]

streaking across a football ground on new years eve.
was it embarassing? yes

would I do it again?
....yes...yes I would

 

[kortin]

Oh, when I walk, I like to carry around a walking stick. So, I was twirling it around, and I accidentally hit myself on the back of the head with it. Thankfully, only a couple of people standing around talking in their driveway saw it and laughed. I flipped them off and proceeded to do the greatest walking stick twirling performance ever. It was still embarrassing though.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Like the OP, it involves BDSM websites...unlike the OP, it's just that I was caught looking up pictures on the family computer back when I was about 15 or 16. It wasn't a full on 'gotcha' but rather a, they found the web addresses on the history. Not that they checked the history or anything but when my step-dad tried going to BB&T's website he typed in the first B and the url-bar suggested bedroombondage...yeah.

I'm also deeply embarrassed by the way I broke up with my high school girlfriend. I didn't try working things out, I didn't try talking her through it...I just said 'I don't think I love you anymore' and it was over. The relationship wasn't going to last because of how different she and I are and while I know it was the best thing for us, I'm really embarrassed by how it ended.

I've always been a talented writer. Way back in the 6th grade, it was no surprise that my essay was chosen as the winner in class. The prize was the chance to compete at the state level by reading it in front of the whole school and a panel of judges. Being terribly shy, I didn't want to have any part in that, but my teacher said I had to. I tried to get out of that, but my teacher held firm so I felt like I was being punished for doing so well.

I rehearsed my speech over and over, but I wouldn't be writing this if the performance had gone well. Standing on stage in front of the entire school and a panel of judges, I not only forgot my speech a minute into it, but I became so terrified that I started crying. I hurried off the stage wanting to hide in the bathrooms, but not only the teacher wouldn't let me leave the auditorium she made me try the speech again only to have the same disastrous results. It was only Monday so I had a long week ahead of me.

That's adorable and I'm sorry about the whole traumatizing experience (and for laughing about it).

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[Sean Hollyman]

During a safety assmbly on fireworks safety, I shouted out 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! out loud..

 

[josemlopes]

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

Now I have to say something, right?

I guess getting caught masturbating, a weak one in comparission

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

That's my worst nightmare! I live with five friends and I don't have a lock for my door so I always try to make sure there's no one in the house.

OP: My friend walked in on my boyfriend and I having sex. I'm not sure who was the most embarrassed in that situation though.

Crikey, I think I'd rather be caught masturbating than having sex. At least with the latter one is usually clothed and therefore only suffers the 'act' and not the 'exposure.'

I have a feeling this whole thread will turn to smut soon.

Haha, my bad