The most emberassing thing you've done?

[The Rainmaker]

Coming back from school, I once entered my home singing Will Smith's "freakin' it" loudly with my dad sitting in the living room.

Also, I had gay sex once. And I'm a straight male.

 

[V TheSystem V]

When I was about 14, my sister filmed me randomly dancing around (I've forgotten why I was doing so, probably just hyper) on her phone. Two weeks later, I found that my whole year had seen the video, and were taunting me about it. Turned out that when at her friend's house, her friend's brother (who was in my Science class) went on her phone and found the video, sending it to random people who then proceeded to put it on Youtube. No action got taken for the 2 weeks that I was subjected to humiliation, despite my head of year saying that this was technically a criminal offence. The guy who found the video wasn't the one to send it around, but a dude who had once been my best friend. Karma has bitten him in the arse recently though, as his girlfriend of a year started having sex with a guy for 4 days on holiday. Justice was served.

 

[SpAc3man]

Also, I had gay sex once. And I'm a straight male.

Why don't you have a seat, I have something to tell you...

In all seriousness I think everyone would like some elaboration on how this came about.

 

[NeuroticDogDad]

Another time (this one is a bit of a doozy) in Spanish 1 for my freshman year I was asleep (as I was every day I was in that class) and, well, you know how sleeping in school is different than regular sleeping? Like your on the fringe of conciousness and you are aware of the sounds and lights around you but you're still dreaming.

Well I was in this state, and in my house growing up, my dad built the ultimate-gaming room for me and my brother. It was sound padded but the other way around. We couldn't hear anything outside of the room, but everyone from the outside could hear in the room. My dad would always resort to having to yell at the top of his voice from the first floor (the room was on the second floor) and I would, in turn, yell at the VERY TOP of my lungs to respond.

Well appearently in this dream my dad or someone else was calling me and I was appearently in this room and just as I began to go into the full state of dreaming...

I yelled at the VERY TIPPIDY TOP of my voice "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?"

It was so loud I woke myself up, I rubbed my eyes and looked around. EVERYONE in the room was turned facing me, wide-eyed and everything was completely silent, everyone was taking a test... and then everyone broke out in hysterical laughter.

My teacher screamed bloody murder "Are you alright?!?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Why did I do something?"

More laughter and my friend in front of me turned from having his head to his desk in laughter and said "DUDE! Did you do that shit on purpose?"

"What?"

"You just screamed like hell dude!"

I immediately broke out in laughter and explained what happened.

Long-story short I got moved to a different (but luckily better) classroom.

For the rest of my freshman year, anyone who knew from that class when they walked by would yell "YAAAA!" at the top of their voice.

Oh God I was in fits for about 5 minutes for that one. Thank you so much. The best part is I know the intonation of that particular "YEAH?" and how inappropriate it is in a quiet room. Christ, I can actually hear it and I'm off again. Brilliant.

 

[IamQ]

I'm not mentally embarrassed by anything in my past any more. But any time anything goes wrong, no matter how small my body suddenly thinks it's in crisis and I'll blush and perhaps shake. It's really fucking annoying.

Like, the interview for the Games course I'm currently taking I started shaking, and they were like "it's okay, calm down" and I just looked at them and went "I am calm. It's just my body isn't!"

It would seem like you have a way to go before you are at his level:

Spoiler

 

[Psychoninja7]

Passing out in class. Mainly because from my perspective, everyone was either standing around me or staring at me. Or both. And to me, I had no idea I had passed out.

 

[Eddy-16]

I was going to get my hair cut with two girls and they kept shouting stuff like "We don't know this guy, he's kidnapping us!" Didn't get embarrassed, instead I turned round and shouted as loud as I could "I DON'T CARE HOW CHEAP YOU ARE I WILL NOT PAY TO HAVE SEX WITH TWO MINORS!" Shut them right up.

 

[bojackx]

One time I had been masturbating, and whereas I'd usually go to the bathroom to clean myself up, it seemed like a lot of people were randomly wandering the house and it was likely I'd run into one of them with my stuff in hand. So I decide the only logical thing to do would be to grab a nearby dirty shirt and wipe up my area and hands with it.

I decide to hide this shirt at the bottom of my cupboard until such a time where I can safely put it in the wash. Only a couple minutes after doing this my dad walks in looking for dirty clothes to put in the wash, and of course, found this shirt. So he picks it up and after a couple of seconds realises this shirt is not very dry, and eventually realising what the stuff on the shirt was. He threw the shirt on my desk and left the room in silence. The look of pure disgust on his face was just awful.

Luckily, no-one knows about that story and my dad decided never to bring it up, so everything is all good now. I'm sure there's other stories I have but none come to mind right now.

 

[Sacman]

I shall go first ^^

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

Needless to say, it'd be humiliating if my work or family discovered it

Well I'm all curious now... though reluctant to ask for direction...<.<

OT: Hmm... there were the several times I've been caught masturbating... stupid poorly designed house with no locks on the doors... oh but I think was the worst was that time when I passed out and had to go to the hospital from a nose bleed... I had a nose bleed profusely for like a week... and after a while it just gave way...<.<

 

[Vamantha]

1. I walk into a parked cars. It happens enough that I believe I'm cursed. :<
2. Was skipping across the school during Lunch time. Tripped on a tree root and face planted into the ground.
3. I was sleeping one night next to my Mom and randomly yelled out "Kitty Wittys" at the top of my lungs.
4. When I was a little kid I wanted to do what all my guy friends were doing and went along playing with them without a shirt. I got so much shit for that one.
5. Projectile vomited on a teacher in front the whole school. She was being a raging **** about not standing in line for class. Muscly old bull dike never questioned me again about being ill. That was a priceless moment.
6. I answered the door once when my cat was sleeping in my bra and shirt. Jehovah witnessed something very interesting that day.

 

[xmbts]

On my nephews first birthday it was really really hot out, someone brought a turtle suit for the kids, people ended up taking turns since it was exhausting being in it. So for a few glorious moments I was in a turtle suit in sweltering head being jumped on by little kids, who are just vicious little creatures to anyone in a costume.

 

[Daveman]

Ha ha ha... there really are too many to choose from.

 

[ivegotthis]

I post self stimulation videos on a certain website, as well as pictures. Not so embarrassed about the size of my member but more about the size of my body. Self hate and all that stuff. Also I guess if it got out something negative would happen maybe.