The most evil thing you've done.

BigbadaBEEF

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i jumped two footed into a lads chest during a lunch time game of football (soccer),
cracked a rib and everyone laughed as he dropped like a sack of crap (he's still bitter)
 

manicfoot

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Video game: Godfather on Wii. I got a girl, told charmed her, found the tallest hotel I could, charmed her some more and then dragged her onto the balcony and threw her off. You actually have to act out the throwing and stuff so it was pretty messed up.. But hey, I was bored.

Real life: Probably repeatedly jumping on this kids stomach when I was about 7. Though he did kiss my girlfriend :( haha.
 

cheesecake123

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when i was 4 i pushed my mother down some stairs because i didnt want to go to school

(dont worry she didnt break her bones or die)
 

Compatriot Block

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Last year, some ass-hat on my golf team thought it'd be hilarious to dump all my gear out of the bag and down a hill during driving practice. I turned around and drove a golf ball straight into his stomach. NEVER ever mess with someone's golf clubs if the still have a driver and a ball. He started crying and had to call his parents. Never messed with me again though. Or made eye contact, for that matter.
 

Syndef

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Hm...I'm not sure if what I've done was evil. I would call it diabolically clever. I'm not sure if I should tell you all, though...it's a special Online Chess (well, Chess IS a game, right?) technique that I thought of that pretty much guarantees a victory over your opponent.
I'm mentioning it because when I manage to pull this technique off, it fills me warm, guilty excitement (ewww), and I'm pretty sure the other guy (especially if he's a hardcore chess player) feels absolutely angry and dumbfounded.

And have I done anything evil in real life? Dunno, I usually never do anything severe (even in videogames, actually), and certainly nothing really worth mentioning here, after reading the caliber of sins that have been posted already. I guess the most evil thing I have done was stick a bunch of snails onto a firework (I was very, very young at the time).
 

cj_iwakura

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Sided with Lucifer to go to war against Heaven in SMT Nocturne.


Made me feel all kinds of guilty.
 

Elurindel

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In gaming, it'd probably be blowing up Megaton, after killing off most of its inhabitants, and ensuring that I'd left nothing of value there.

Real life? Probably having an affair with a girl at work. It's complicated, but I guess some people would see it as evil
 

Mr_spamamam

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Vidoe game: killing 3 quaters of the game population on fallout 2

Non videogame: spinkicking my brother in the face because i felt like it. bad move in retrospect
 

GrimRox

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Not me but so deliciously evil it should be shared. A good mate of mine went to a posh boarding school for boys and girls. He and and one of the girls got together and he was head over heels for her. Her best friend didn't think he was cool enough so did everything she could to break them up which she eventually succeeded in doing. He then broke into their dorm and poured a lot of Immac (sp) cream into her shampoo. The next day the vain ***** washed her hair and she was bald within the hour.

Evil but for good reasons.
 

GaD

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in black and white2 i slapped my giant ape stupid for like ...too long i think i was venting anger into the poor guy he wasnt the same colour for a long while ><

you know i have nothing to do today ...[installs black and white 2]
 

CrashTestZombie

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handofpwn said:
Lessee... My ex-girlfriends best friend sabotaged my relationship. (her evil, I know, but it still deserves a mention.) In Zul'Farrak I opened a bunch of the tombs and let a mob kill my party. It was really funny. I once erased a couple of my friends gamesaves after he pissed me off. I sentenced a man to death by snoo snoo.
Haha that's awesome! Let's see, the most evil thing I've done is run Stockades for a couple of noobs in WoW, bragging that I could pull the whole dungeon and AoE tank every single enemy. I did, then I told them to watch me kill the final boss. Instead, I used Divine Shield to make me lose all threat and they got one-shotted (they didn't pay me to run them :D).

By the way, nice Futurama reference