The most evil thing you've done.
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Laughed at Jade Goody jokes.
Oh and on EVE I was heading for a station in my destoyer and saw a can floating near it. Checked the name and had a look at who was around until I spotted the owner in a Cruiser heading straight for it. Hit the afterburner, charged for the can, stole the contents when he was just 100m too far from the can to open it himself and docked while he locked onto me. Then I emptied my loot into the hangar, grabbed my Battlecruiser and undocked again. Came out of the station facing his Cruiser and a Battlecruiser from his corp. that both locked onto me at the same time and fired as I frantically docked. Decided that since they only managed to do 2% damage to my shield I would undock and take them on.
The second guy had cleared off when I undocked so I fired at the first one and dropped his shields by about 30% with the first hit.
Then spent about 15 minutes chasing him round the system until he messaged me asking me to stop.
Was a good laugh and even though he lost some good kit to me I did tell him a decent shield tank to put on his Caracal.
Oh and on EVE I was heading for a station in my destoyer and saw a can floating near it. Checked the name and had a look at who was around until I spotted the owner in a Cruiser heading straight for it. Hit the afterburner, charged for the can, stole the contents when he was just 100m too far from the can to open it himself and docked while he locked onto me. Then I emptied my loot into the hangar, grabbed my Battlecruiser and undocked again. Came out of the station facing his Cruiser and a Battlecruiser from his corp. that both locked onto me at the same time and fired as I frantically docked. Decided that since they only managed to do 2% damage to my shield I would undock and take them on.
The second guy had cleared off when I undocked so I fired at the first one and dropped his shields by about 30% with the first hit.
Then spent about 15 minutes chasing him round the system until he messaged me asking me to stop.
Was a good laugh and even though he lost some good kit to me I did tell him a decent shield tank to put on his Caracal.
I prefer the Billy Connolly approach to getting rid of Jehovah's. Keep the door closed and tell them you were just in bed with your other half and that you're currently standing in the hallway with a boner. THEN you tell them you're going to count to three before opening the door. As you loudly say 1......2......3 try to listen out for them running away.Maraveno said:I see you working in marketing and I Re-raise you as a corrupt lawyer for the catholic churchValiance said:okay, I see your nut-kick and I raise you working in marketing.Maraveno said:opening the door for a Jehovah's witness kicking them in the nuts then closing the doorValiance said:?
I fold.Maraveno said:I see you working in marketing and I Re-raise you as a corrupt lawyer for the catholic churchValiance said:okay, I see your nut-kick and I raise you working in marketing.Maraveno said:opening the door for a Jehovah's witness kicking them in the nuts then closing the doorValiance said: