Half way through writing it I realised how awesome it would be. I wish it happened.bluegate said:There is only one answer to a post like this, pics or it didn't happen![]()
Aww dude, I remember you! Remember that one time you were walking in the night, an airplane saw your flashy and (dare I say) ENORMOUS phallus, and tried to land on it? I was one of the spectators who watched you triumphantly help the pilot land the plane!The Unworthy Gentleman said:My penis. I had surgery to have LEDs flash up and down the sides, they're pretty small but incredibly bright. They had to put the circuit board in my ass so I couldn't sit down for like a week after I got it. The button is on my hip which means I'll wake up and they'll be flashing.
The ladies love it though.
All I can say about that is that it was damn lucky I took all that Viagra. I don't think I've ever seen such a surprised pilot in all my days. I didn't even get a news story either, that schmuck who landed in the Hudson river was a hero but was my cock revered? No.TheYellowCellPhone said:Aww dude, I remember you! Remember that one time you were walking in the night, an airplane saw your flashy and (dare I say) ENORMOUS phallus, and tried to land on it? I was one of the spectators who watched you triumphantly help the pilot land the plane!
Can I have your autograph?
I must go and change my underwear now, that is beautiful!uhddh said:A 1962 Hofner Committee Bass. A sexy vintage hollow body that sounds beautiful.![]()
Sweet jesus thats awesome. If your Hofner and my lowly fender-P have sex, will i get baby basses? Coz if so...let my Fender have your basses babies!uhddh said:A 1962 Hofner Committee Bass. A sexy vintage hollow body that sounds beautiful.![]()
Hell no. My Fender P Bass gets my Hofner.Luftwaffles said:Sweet jesus thats awesome. If your Hofner and my lowly fender-P have sex, will i get baby basses? Coz if so...let my Fender have your basses babies!uhddh said:A 1962 Hofner Committee Bass. A sexy vintage hollow body that sounds beautiful.![]()