There is only one answer to a post like this, pics or it didn't happenThe Unworthy Gentleman said:My penis. I had surgery to have LEDs flash up and down the sides, they're pretty small but incredibly bright. They had to put the circuit board in my ass so I couldn't sit down for like a week after I got it. The button is on my hip which means I'll wake up and they'll be flashing.
The ladies love it though.
As for me, I don't really own anything flashy...