The most heinously annoying enemies of all time

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pspman45

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every little shit monster in Monster Hunter with a knockdown
I'll be having the showdown of the century against a huge monster, then some little crab or some shit will knock me over and the big monster gets a free hit
fuck you little shit monsters
 

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The Fallen from Devil May Cry 3. Not only do they make it a very clear point to stay out of your attack range but these motherfuckers wallhack. I can only imagine they're saying something like "You think you're actually going to hit me? BAM now I'm in the wall."

The girls with the double axes in God Hand. "How long have I been hitting this thing?" "About 5 minutes now." These enemies will not die and they will rip you in half very quickly this gets much more tedious when there's 2-3 of them in a group.

Noob Scouts in Team Fortress 2: (If you are new don't take this personally) These kids really piss me off not because they're overly difficult but because half the server will be Scouts and it gets very annoying to deal with the amount of shotgun spam you have to deal with. (I play Heavy, Sniper and Pyro all classes that have trouble with scouts)
 

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Death Claw Den Mother from Fallout NV.

Me: alright...im on top of a hill about 500 meters away from my target....lining up the shot...(boom!) success! Headshot!
(I feel a tap on my shoulder and turn around)
DC mother: Hey....i think you dropped this (gives me the sniper rifle round that went into her head)
Me: wait a sec....if you are here then where is (turns around towards where I shot my target, the deathclaw Mother I shot at is gone)
me: F my life.

(insert scene the deathclaw proceeds to beat me to death with my own limbs)
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
rhizhim said:
nope.



face multiplayer with headphones and chat on and you will experience the worst that gaming has to offer.
"And he just kept screaming, over and over. '******,' he would cry, 'die you ******! I hope you get AIDS!' Finally, it was his bedtime, but that voice will haunt me in my nightmares...."
Dude great news, Microsoft came out with a new attachment for the xbox.

 

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Every wildlife enemy in Borderlands 2 in TVHM until you find a decent nova shield, specially Stalkers.

Capthca: hear me roar! Those bastards could do that before attacking but no >.>

Edit: They strangely enough aren't that devastating in Playthrough 2.5.
 

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Surprised nobody bought these guys up yet...

That's because they can easily be dealt with by a shotgun to the face and back pedaling. The Scions and their shockwave attack can wreck your day especially on anything above Normal. It's stronger than yours completely taking out your shield, it has better range than yours and I swear it homes in on you so you can exactly just strafe round it.

And the cougars from Red Dead Redemption. They are always around to kill you you in one or two hits when you don't want them too, then when you are trying to do your Master Hunter - Rank 5 challenge you can never find the bastards.
 

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Everything in Dark Castle. You get one-shotted by virtually everything, not helped by the bad controls and inability to defend yourself.
 

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Nomanslander said:


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:p

Also, I'd probably say the pyromancers and necromancers in Skyrim. Medusa heads in Castlvania = classically annoying.


For anyone wondering WTF a SKEEEE is, they're the Cliff Racers in Morrowind. I strongly suggest googling them, they're so bad it's mind boggling-ly hilarious to see them in action :p
you win. There's NOTHING worse than Cliff racers. NOTHING!
 

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Most heinously annoying enemy ever? There are plenty, but one that instantly springs to mind is one of these assholes:



They have one of the highest move speeds in the game. On the higher difficulties, Arch-Viles from Doom 2 have some of the highest hit-point counts of any enemy in the game as well. On top of that, they can one-hit you for more than half your health, from any range, almost instantaneously, so long as they can retain line-of-sight.

Plus, they resurrect other enemies that you've killed in the area.

So, remember that mob of Pinkies, Barons, and Cyberdemons you barely survived? One Arch-Vile can bring them all back in short order. Doubly so if you're playing on Nightmare.

I....fucking....hate....Arch-Viles.
 

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Oh, that's easy.
These motherfuckers.

That's right. The Satyrs. In God of War. Fucking hell I hate them. They fight differently in every game but in every game they are so damn frustrating to fight! They're hard to stagger, they break your combos (usually just by cancelling their own staggering because they feel like it), they have attacks that ignore your guard, and often, dodging isn't enough to get out of range of them. Especially annoying in III, where they gain the ability to suddenly jump up high and even wall jump. Often I've had a no death run of III going on Chaos difficulty only to be wiped out in seconds by a pair of goddamn Satyrs.
 

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Any weak as shit, fast flying, swarm enemies, most notably raks from Borderlands and harpies from God of War. Fuck all those guys.

Also, any enemy with unblockable stunlock abilities. Stun lock is the most bullshit thing in gaming.
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
These fuckers...

The amount of times you will be staggered while they wail on you is insane...
I was scrolling down through the comments and when I saw this I literally blurted out "oh my god, fuck those guys"...

They have this nasty tendency to loop that lunge attack (the one that staggers) so you get stun locked. Not only that, they had fucking Damage reflect as well. For a warrior, these guys were a nightmare. Also, by the time you encounter your first proper Clannefer (not the weak little ones) you by no means have high enough speed or endurance to shrug them off... you forced into lame ass tactics like scrambling on top of rocks hoping they don't glitch up.

But now that you mention Oblivion... the fucking Mountain Lions. Oh my god... they appear way to early and fucking maul you. God forbid if you are on a horse as the horse is basically dead by the time you get off it (and if its anything less then a black or white horse they will run your ass down).

And the Trolls... yeah, super fast high damage monsters with health regeneration. Thanks Bethesda.

Thinking about this reminds me of the Cougars in Red Dead...

 

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I've been playing Kirby's Dream Land 2 for the first time (on a Let's Play on my Youtube channel which can be accessed via my profile here).
There are these Propeller enemies that hover in one spot. Whenever Kirby is on an animal friend, they will quickly ram into it and take the animal away. I hate that so much that I have vowed to defeat those exploding Propellers whenever I come across them.
 

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The Ceres Wraiths from God of War: Ghost of Sparta. They can attack you from every which way (even when they're offscreen) and they're invincible when they go underground. And their lunge attack is unblockabale.
 

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Myndnix said:
Oh, that's easy.
These motherfuckers.

That's right. The Satyrs. In God of War. Fucking hell I hate them. They fight differently in every game but in every game they are so damn frustrating to fight! They're hard to stagger, they break your combos (usually just by cancelling their own staggering because they feel like it), they have attacks that ignore your guard, and often, dodging isn't enough to get out of range of them. Especially annoying in III, where they gain the ability to suddenly jump up high and even wall jump. Often I've had a no death run of III going on Chaos difficulty only to be wiped out in seconds by a pair of goddamn Satyrs.

I know exactly what you mean buddy. I reduced myself to spamming magic against them. And don't get me started on the level in III where you had to fight them and a Cerberus.
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
These fuckers...

The amount of times you will be staggered while they wail on you is insane...
Oh I remember those guys. I don't even know how many times I died fighting those fuckers.
 

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canadamus_prime said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
These fuckers...

The amount of times you will be staggered while they wail on you is insane...
Oh I remember those guys. I don't even know how many times I died fighting those fuckers.
huh......they are pretty easy as an archer/backstabber. Never enjoyed playing the warrior style in Elder scrolls.

well....except for that one time in skyrim. The last Companion quest where you and 3 members of the circle invade a tomb of warrior ghosts. For whatever reason, i decide "F light armor/archery/sneak, Im going to equip my ebony armor set and wuuthrad 2h axe and play Storm, Earth, and Fire on loop."


I never felt so Badass in my life (even though i was chugging health pots like crazy since i never used heavy armor or 2h weapons before)
 

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RedDeadFred said:
Borderlands 2. EXP Loaders and Psycho Bombers.

Having one of those explode and kill you when it was the last enemy left is just infuriating.
Those things are nothing compared to rabid stalkers. They move fast, they have an attack rate faster than a shredifier, and they hit like a train. Thank god for the badaboom.
 

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"Oh Hi! I'm a Scion. I have a hyper accurate death cannon that can drop you in 2 or 3 hits and stop you from regenerating your health. I have far too much health and like the rest of my faction I take less damage from Biotic Explosions. Think you can stay in cover? I can flush you out with grenades. I can be be possessed at any moment which restores all of my health and increases all my attributes. I also have a synch kill so don't think you can tank with a vanguard either. I hope we can be best freinds"