The most hilariously easy solutions to beating a boss battle

[cernik]

Umbra

Jumping onto the pillar and firing distance spell for hours until she dies

God damn, I should have thought of that, that ***** chased me all the way back to the imperial city while I shot fireballs at her..

 

[Razavn]

Umbra

Jumping onto the pillar and firing distance spell for hours until she dies

God damn, I should have thought of that, that ***** chased me all the way back to the imperial city while I shot fireballs at her..

I sneak attacked her and killed her with one hit with a Daderic longsword....I was kind of dissapointed...I thought she would put up more of a fight...I really like the sword though.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Final Fantasy X. Summon Yojimbo. Pay 10000 gil. Next boss, pay 10000 more. Repeat until game is won.

 

[x0ny]

First boss of Paper Mario for Wii. Kept thinking too much and tried all sorts of complex methods to kill him, eg: flipping into 3d, pointing wiimote at boss. Turns out you just jump on his head 3 times... >.<

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

When I went up to Mannimarco in Oblivion (The King of Worms, last boss of the entire Mage's Guild questline) and one hit him. Although my character is ridiculously powerful.

 

[Beartrucci]

Easiest boss I can remember playing in a while was Raven Tank in MGS1 (started playing it for the first time recently). All you do is throw a chaff grenade to jam him, throw some frag grenades at him, keep doing that then he dies.

 

[Centarius38]

Borderlands for me, I kinda stood there with my combat rifle, found with weak spot, and kept firing their for a good minute (to be fair the combat rifle proficiency was like 15, and my mag size is about 3 times what it should be)

i know what you mean me and my friend we were just shooting then it died kind of a weird ending to the game oh well the boss at least looked cool

 

[Hussmann54]

If I recal, Majora, the final boss from Majoras mask was easy if you had the fierce deity mask, it just over empowered you and let you walk all over him in all three forms.

 

[Guy32]

The first AC. I died on my first attempt, then I realized that you could one hit them with your hidden blade when you grabbed them and threw them on the ground... -_-

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Colonel Autumn in Fallout 3.

"What? You have a mini gun?"

*gets out fat man*

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Super Mario Bros.- If you've got a power up, just keep running through Bowser to the end.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Kingdom Hearts 2. Reflect kills everything.

 

[Allstar309]

Andrew Ryan from Bishock, he lets you hit him over the head with his golf club.

 

[Wofiel]

Most Final Fantasy games, number 8 in particular, if the boss is a Zombie, 1 Phoenix Down = Win.

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

Mega Man Legends

Most bosses could be beat simply by running in a circle around them and shooting. All you have to do is hold down R1 to strafe, square to shoot, and then use the left stick to keep pointed in the general direction of the boss.

 

[Magnikai]

Mega Man Legends

Most bosses could be beat simply by running in a circle around them and shooting. All you have to do is hold down R1 to strafe, square to shoot, and then use the left stick to keep pointed in the general direction of the boss.

Even Megaman Juno could be beaten like that, it was hilarious.

 

[fudgebo]

Arkham asylum last boos battle with joker. Dodge three swipes, beat him up, he leaves thrash some goons, he returns, dodge three swipes....repeat two more times game over you win.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

Star Wars: the force unleashed. darth maul (proxy).

push him to an invisible wall and slash him to death while he's jumping up and down

 

[run_forrest_run]

mgs 3 the final boss you turn off the game for a week come back and the boss dies of old age lol

The Boss doesn't die of old age, The End does.

Ratchet and Clank, any of them. Just use the RYNO.

I fucking love Ratchet and Clank but I'll agree that the bosses (bar Drek on your first playthrough) are piss easy with the write right stuff

Even then I kept going around collecting bolts till had enough for the R.Y.N.O

I didn't have the patience.

 

[run_forrest_run]

Andrew Ryan isn't a fucking boss