the most impractical weapon you have ever incountered in a videogame
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guys do I have to remind you this is the "impractical weapon" thread not the "horrible weapon" threadzombiestrangler said:
OT I'd say the shiskebab in fallout 3 sure it does good damage but in RL you'd probably burn yourself trying to use it
I was gonna say the fire extinguisher from Timesplitters 2, but this was absolutely worthless. It literally did nothing. At least the extinguisher put out fires.bulbasaur765 said:
Followed closely by the Brick from TS2 as well.
Then I shall bring forth the panzercycle from Mercs 2. There is no way that thing should be able to move any direction except for forwards and backwards. Plus the miniguns on it couldn't be able to shoot anything bigger than 9mm.Professor James said:
the experimental MIRV when you need to kill someone, and everyone around him, and then some!Twilight_guy said:
ahh whoopsie daisy i didnt get that XD yeah i think you would have to be insanely strong to lift just the long swords let alone hammers or great swords, and even more impossible to actually swing them.Senaro said:
For when you absolutely positively need to kill every single person in the entire area (including you).wizzerd229 said:
The infamous "Gunblade" from FFVIII. Whats the fuckin point of putting a knife into a gunbarrel and then use it as a sword? It doesnt even look cool nor is it practical. Its just stupid asian shit as always. Why not just use a GUN and a BLADE. More multipurpose and actually practical. 
Wabbajack from Oblivion, the moment I got it I gave that thing away so freaking quick it wasn't even funny.
Oh right there was also that one Fork from Oblivion you gained it from the Shivering Isles DLC, I beat the quest and the guy was killed I found his body and a glitch happened, I was able to regain the Fork yet I couldn't get rid of it, it barely did any damage at all.
Oh right there was also that one Fork from Oblivion you gained it from the Shivering Isles DLC, I beat the quest and the guy was killed I found his body and a glitch happened, I was able to regain the Fork yet I couldn't get rid of it, it barely did any damage at all.
It sort of resembles Han Solo's blaster, so... Maybe once or twice. For teh lulz.Yureina said:
Are you kidding?! That's one of the most useful and non-expensive ways to kill some one a little too close to say a mine, or a pitfall or the edge of the map. Its awesome to feel that with a single poke you can KILL an enemy through the law of action and reaction.SomeLameStuff said:
I'd have to say the most useless weapon in a game would have to be the Knife in any Resident Evil game (except maybe 5?)
Well its not all that different from putting a bayonet on a rifle, except the bayonet runs the length of the gun-barrel and you can chop off some-ones limbs with the entire weapon. The only problems are that in real combat it would be very heavy to wield and most of the time they'd just shoot you and you die xD us real people don't have HP bars, Phoenix Downs and/or Potions, but at least in Fantasy worlds we can have fun.Kenko said:The infamous "Gunblade" from FFVIII. Whats the fuckin point of putting a knife into a gunbarrel and then use it as a sword? It doesnt even look cool nor is it practical. Its just stupid asian shit as always. Why not just use a GUN and a BLADE. More multipurpose and actually practical.
in use I'd say the Halo 2 and 3 plasma pistol, taken into reality I'd say the yo-yo, main weapon of StarTropics
My vote goes to the Fish Sword from Castle Crashers. Wow that thing was useless. But some things are just worth the comic relief.
