the most impractical weapon you have ever incountered in a videogame

[Xanadu84]

Scoot's scattergun. There's no way it could possibly function in real life. It's another prime example of Valve's weapon designers never having actually fired a weapon before.

Unrealistic, sure. Impractical? I take it you have never been shot by the scout: In game, its very practical. And as for Valve never fireing a Gun: Well, you really have to reason to think that, because how guns work in real life bears no relevance to what makes a game fun, particularly a game in TF2s style.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Shotguns. I loathe them.

This is because of the video game misconception that shotguns will only kill something at a maximum range of about ten feet. A real life shotgun can kill from a much further distance, something games rarely take into effect.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Magikarp's Splash.

Just to solidify this guy's point.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178

 

[Koroviev]

Shotguns. I loathe them.

This is because of the video game misconception that shotguns will only kill something at a maximum range of about ten feet. A real life shotgun can kill from a much further distance, something games rarely take into effect.

Which is why I always try to avoid them, unless that is the only weapon I have ammo for.

 

[Mcface]

The Chinese Pistol in Fallout 3.

Has anyone ever used that piece of junk?

No, the .32 cal pistol is worse. Much worse. Maxes out at 4 DMG not the 5 DMG that the Chinese pistol has.

But that's not the worst, the worst is the Plasma Pistol from Halo. That thing is "shite on a crusty role" to quote Yahtzee out of context.

lolwut

thats one of the best weapons to dual wield

 

[lacktheknack]

The maul in Silent Hill 3. It was as slow as the Great Knife, and a third as damaging.

 

[lacktheknack]

The Chinese Pistol in Fallout 3.

Has anyone ever used that piece of junk?

Once, out of desperation. I might as well of tried to cockslap everything to death.

 

[Yureina]

The Chinese Pistol in Fallout 3.

Has anyone ever used that piece of junk?

Once, out of desperation. I might as well of tried to cockslap everything to death.

I think the gun probably would be a better option. :O

 

[Sacman]

Magikarp's Splash.

Just to solidify this guy's point.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178

Won't they run out of PP eventually and have to use Struggle eventually...

 

[Senaro]

A plastic novelty cell phone about 3 feet long.

 

[Zeromaeus]

The Mega Buster from Dead Rising.
-tunk-
-nerf ball bounces of the zombie's head-
"Damn"

Not to be confused with the Real Mega Buster.

 

[Ironman126]

Scoot's scattergun. There's no way it could possibly function in real life. It's another prime example of Valve's weapon designers never having actually fired a weapon before.

Unrealistic, sure. Impractical? I take it you have never been shot by the scout: In game, its very practical. And as for Valve never fireing a Gun: Well, you really have to reason to think that, because how guns work in real life bears no relevance to what makes a game fun, particularly a game in TF2s style.

Oh I've been hit by plenty of scatterguns. None of 'em killed me unless I was already below 80HP or so. The FaN is way more dangerous.

Scoot's scattergun is a physical impossiblity. There's no way in hell it would work.

The Chinese Pistol in Fallout 3.

Has anyone ever used that piece of junk?

No, the .32 cal pistol is worse. Much worse. Maxes out at 4 DMG not the 5 DMG that the Chinese pistol has.

But that's not the worst, the worst is the Plasma Pistol from Halo. That thing is "shite on a crusty role" to quote Yahtzee out of context.

lolwut

thats one of the best weapons to dual wield

The Chinese Pistol in Fallout 3.

Has anyone ever used that piece of junk?

No, the .32 cal pistol is worse. Much worse. Maxes out at 4 DMG not the 5 DMG that the Chinese pistol has.

But that's not the worst, the worst is the Plasma Pistol from Halo. That thing is "shite on a crusty role" to quote Yahtzee out of context.

lolwut

thats one of the best weapons to dual wield

I didn't say Halo 2, 3, or ODST. I said Halo. As in Halo: Combat Evolved. As in the first one. Where you can't dual wield.

 

[apersonstandingbehindyou]

Spartan Laser. Takes so long the charge up and when it fires, the thing the I was aiming at, moved out of the way.

 

[Senaro]

Pretty much any weapon in Monster Hunter that is not a Sword and Shield.

 

[Wither]

One time I went on a killing spree in Megaton, and after killing some people in moriarty's saloon, i had the stroke of genius to pick up a head i had severed, and use it to hit people. It didn't do crap, but it was as funny as hell.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

well the old south park game for n64

The chicken sniper rifle- uses chicken to fire eggs

The cow gun- fires live cows at your opponent.

and all the others

Wtf but still very funny to use.