The most objectionable lyrics you've ever heard

[MiracleOfSound]

...or Anal ****'s little ditty about Eric Clapton's son's suicide:

19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

Spoiler: do not open if you are easily offended

'Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton?s gay, and he?s fucking gay

Your father is the 4th worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger, and Petty
You were sick of his gay fucking songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Your father sucks so fucking bad
You knew you?d get beaten up at school
You were sick of hearing ?You Look Wonderful Tonight?
So you jumped out a really high up window

I almost wish you didn?t die
Because I hate the song ?Tears In Heaven?
I was glad you died until I heard that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay'

 

[Pyrignis]

How on earth do you remove your panties BEFORE removing your pants?

Wear them up to your armpits? =P After al, it says "They pull their panties down (Down)", not remove them.

 

[Avaholic03]

Spoiler

Or most things by Stephen Lynch, although he's a comedian, I suppose he can be pretty offensive if you take him seriously.

 

[Hapetiitti]

Five Finger Death Punch - Salvation (and some others by them)

I'm a christian who takes his faith quite seriously, and I always feel a bit horrible when I catch myself singing along to these lyrics:

"I won't bow to something that I've never seen
I can't believe in something that doesn't believe in me
I'm not blood of your blood, I'm no son of your god
I've no faith in your fate
Still I find salvation"

But what can I do, they're just so awesome

 

[Teoes]

This thread needs more Iron Monkey! RIP Johnny Morrow.


Oh my Dog! Youtube even has some live footage of these beasts.

[small]Opinion of ICP withheld..[/small]

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Basically anything by Insane Clown Posse sans Miracles, which gave us such good memes.

A thousand times this. In My Room's pretty messed up. Gotta love Miracles though. "Fuckin' shooting stars!"

 

[Jharry5]

Pretty much anything by Anal **** or Cannibal Corpse. The type of stuff in their lyrics should be hinted at in their names...
[sub]No, I'm not going to link them...[/sub]

 

[AWAR]

Pretty much every song in the first DEATH albums

Zombie Ritual:

Spoiler

Revengeful corpse out to kill
Smell the stench, your guts will spill
Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock
With his axe the corpse will chop

Stare into his eyes
Now in his spell
Kiss the rotting flesh
Now you're in hell

Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore
Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more
Drifting from the living, joining with the dead
Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head

Zombie ritual
Zombie ritual

Ceremony now complete
Chosen one is now deceased
Fucking, raping zombie whores
Killing, feasting no remorse

Stare into his eyes
Now in his spell
Kiss the rotting flesh
Now you're in hell

Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore
Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more
Drifting from the living, joining with the dead
Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head

Zombie ritual
Zombie ritual

Zombie ritual
Zombie ritual

Mutilation

Spoiler

Massacred, hacked to death, my revenge
Slicing deep, into your flesh, the pain intense
Dreams of hate, misery, fill my mind
Puke in your face in disgust, it's time to die

You must die in pain
You must die in pain
You must die in pain
You must die in pain

Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation

Staring your severed head in the face
I celebrate a ******'s death, human disgrace
Hanging your mangled corpse for display
My revenge was fulfilled upon this day

You must die in pain
You must die in pain
You must die in pain
You must die in pain

Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation

You must die in pain
You must die in pain
You must die in pain
You must die in pain

Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation
Mutilation

Personal favourite, perhaps the most graphic:
Scream bloody gore:

Spoiler

Decapitated head licking your ****
Sucking all the blood from your stump
Intestinal guts taking their hold
Leaving you dead, stiff and cold

Controlling the minds of the bloodthristy dead
Unholy seizure slicing through your head
Who will survive only time will tell
Dripping from your mouth comes a rancid smell
Lobotomised corpse shredding your flesh
Leaving your body a bloody mess

Scream bloody gore
Scream bloody gore

Inject the reborn terror, the blood comes spurting out
Another to control, add it to your count
Orders to destroy, rip and tear apart
Wishing for the end, your dead is just the start

Controlling the minds of the bloodthristy dead
Unholy seizure slicing through your head
Who will survive only time will tell
Dripping from your mouth comes a rancid smell
Lobotomised corpse shredding your flesh
Leaving your body a bloody mess

Scream bloody gore
Scream bloody gore

Armies of the dead
Hail their leader's head
Hungry for the flesh
While it's warm and fresh

Through the smoke who will see
Who will come out alive?
Now it's your turn to feel the pain
Now it's your turn to die

 

[theamazingbean]

"I wanna fuck you like an animal" was always a favorite line for me to sing back in my youth, although it is honestly kind of tame for the circles I frequented.

 

[asinann]

Jethro Tull's Aqualung. How does a song about a child molester become a bloody classic.
Blondie One way or another- Stalker song big time, if someone actually was doing what she does in that song they'd be locked up.

 

[RanD00M]

Well, this'd probably fall under that 'Don't want to play in front of my mother' category...

While being kinda gross,you have to admit that it is hilarious.Especially if your a Star Wars fan like me.

OT:Anything by the Mentors.They promote rape,murder,drug abuse and all around bad stuff.

As well as that, anything by Anal ****.

You can't really take Anal **** seriously.Seeing as how you can in no way understand the lyrics.And just how stupid the song titles are.

 

[dbungus2000]

That mindnumbing earsplitting popular song that that Ke$ha ***** sings. That song makes me want to exterminate this current generation. She so creative the way she puts a dollar sign instead of an s in her name. That will hook the urban scene.

 

[delet]

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While being kinda gross,you have to admit that it is hilarious.Especially if your a Star Wars fan like me.

Yea, Voltaire does a lot of songs for comedy. That particular one I wouldn't really want my mom in the room to listen to, though.

 

[clairedelune]

I love eminem, but this one makes me cringe.

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[Goth Skunk]

Ra, Ra, Rarara!
Roma, Ro-ma-ma!
GaGa, Ooh-La-La!
Want your bad romance!

Most offensive lyrics to my ears I have ever heard.

 

[SuperNova221]

I'm gonna go with this:


It's wrong but hilarious.

Damn you beat me to it. Exactly what I had in mind to post.

 

[RanD00M]

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While being kinda gross,you have to admit that it is hilarious.Especially if your a Star Wars fan like me.

Yea, Voltaire does a lot of songs for comedy. That particular one I wouldn't really want my mom in the room to listen to, though.

Well if she were to hear either the chorus or the stormtrooper part,she would probably rip you a new one...Pun intended.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

OT:Anything by the Mentors.They promote rape,murder,drug abuse and all around bad stuff.

I was just going to mention them. I think even GWAR thought El Duce was a shithead.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Nearly everything by Stephen Lynch