The most objectionable lyrics you've ever heard

[Baralak]

High School MUsical Cast:-
"If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo"

The hell, may not be hideous or offensive, but its the most objectional section of lyrics I know, trying to stop very infuential children being individuals and just be like everyone else, oh hell no, bad Disney, bad *hits nose with newspaper*

You know, I think you're missing the point of the film in general, since it was about being yourself and not doing that. Ie, that song represented a general consensus of a high school population, and the film itself showed that you didn't have to do that.

 

[dyre]

Four pages and nobody has said Friday. That was going to be my pick but apparently that meme is dead.

Most of these four pages happened before Friday came out!

 

[Asuka Soryu]

If I were a Boy - Beyonce

Oh, good. What we need more of, Sexist songs... (sarcasm) [youtube=AWpsOqh8q0M&ob=av2e

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Four pages and nobody has said Friday. That was going to be my pick but apparently that meme is dead.

Most of these four pages happened before Friday came out!

Goodness, I did not notice. Guess that's what I get for browsing on my phone.

Then I guess my vote does go to Friday.

 

[onewheeled]

Who needs drugs, anyway? A funk rock song about sex using food analogies.. Oh, Mr. Bungle, never stop doing what you do best.

Spoiler: Lyrics. Trust me, you'll need them.

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

 

[cerealnmuffin]

High School MUsical Cast:-
"If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo"

The hell, may not be hideous or offensive, but its the most objectional section of lyrics I know, trying to stop very infuential children being individuals and just be like everyone else, oh hell no, bad Disney, bad *hits nose with newspaper*

Wow, I think we have a winner. Sure some people hate the idea of people telling all kids they are unique snowflakes, but it is much worse to tell someone to not be themselves and just act like everyone else. Hmm sums up Disney backed band fanbases.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

Hmm.. with all the death metal, black metal and grindcore I listen to, where to fucking start?! Hmmmm. Anal **** would probably be the best place. Just take a look at some of their song titles on Wikipedia.

Then you have GG Allin and The Mentors. Cannibal Corpse if you consider gore and rape to be offensive. Deicide and a legion of black metal bands if you're religious. I could probably list 100 bands here off the top of my head, but I wont. I think you get the picture.

EDIT: Oh and of course, one of my personal favourites: National Socialist black metal, especially when it's Polish. Nothing seems to rile up people more than this.

 

[Nalbis]

(hed)PE - American Beauty

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcy4qPWN-uo

I'd never play this in front of my family.