The most ridiculous character name in a game EVER!!!!

[NyteRaven]

soild snake. just sounds ... wrong.

Especially the way you spelled it there mate

OT: Errrm, stupidest i can think of is from Ace Combat: Squadron Leader on the PS2, you played a character known only as Razgriz 1... I mean, really, Razgriz 1?

It also appears occasionally as Razgriz Lead or Razgriz Leader, they just make it sound even stupider.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

soild snake. just sounds ... wrong.

Especially the way you spelled it there mate

well i have a new name for my first born thanks to a typo.

 

[King Kupofried]

Fayt from the third Star Ocean, a not so subtle nudge that he might be fated to save the universe, they might as well have just named him 'I'm the destined Hero, kay?'.

 

[John Funk]

Edge Maverick from Star Ocean 4 is pretty bad.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

Also, there's a stripper you do missions for in Vice City who had a brilliantly stupid name. I think it was Candy Suxxx, or something like that anyway.

Yer but thats her porn star name so.... yer still a silly name

 

[Worgen]

dingo egrit from zone of the enders 2, hes a good char but still has a wacky name

 

[jopomeister]

I'm going to go ahead and be the prick who says it.
Cloud.
I mean, a lot of the names I've seen here are just foreign.
This is just the word given to droplets of water that are suspended in the Earths atmosphere.

 

[Zaik]

on the theme of star ocean games, claude and roddick are dumb names too.

 

[Sebenko]

I was playing Risen today and came across an ogre called Dork. Judging by the voice, it was meant to be Drok instead.

Some of the names from X3 probably qualify. One race's names are all about twenty characters long, and one word.

 

[Wolfram23]

Not so much that the name is ridiculous, but also it's presentation. Assassin's Creed 2:
"It's me! Mario!"

*facepalm*

 

[Durxom]

Nvrnqsr Chaos from Tsukihime.

His first name doesn't even have a vowel in it and is somehow pronounced Nero. Awesome character though.

 

[Two Angels]

Ash Ketchum... Stupid name just to tie in with the tag line.

 

[Savagezion]

soild snake. just sounds ... wrong.

Especially the way you spelled it there mate

OT: Errrm, stupidest i can think of is from Ace Combat: Squadron Leader on the PS2, you played a character known only as Razgriz 1... I mean, really, Razgriz 1?

It also appears occasionally as Razgriz Lead or Razgriz Leader, they just make it sound even stupider.

LOL best mt ever. It's even got a cause and effect thing going on.

Worst one I can think of is an old friend on an MMO who called his guy "Eatchildren". The name cracked me up and that is how we met, but he was pretty cool. Just a weird ass name.

 

[bak00777]

Fire Emblem has a guy named Dorcas. Just say that out loud without laughing. "Dorkas."

im pretty sure that name means Gazelle, or somthing along those lines.

 

[Wintermoot]

90% of the standard pokemon player/rival names RED BLUE YELLOW GREEN for example

 

[cartographer54]

I made a guy in a lemonade stand flash game named Tom Ato, and he was a tomato farmer gone wrong.

 

[no oneder]

Bjorn isn't a stupid name...what are you talking about?!

OT: I can't really think of any, so sorry about that...

You can only be called Bjorn if you are in ABBA...

Or live in Swedish.
It's not from a videogame, but Pussy Galore is a pretty stupid name.

You don't LIVE in Swedish, that's what you talk. You live in Sweden (though Denmark is way better)

Oh, sorry, must have been distracted.

 

[MikailCaboose]

If this counts, Touhou 6 introduced a character named Hong Meiling. However, the fanbase largely either has problems remembering the name or pronouncing it in Japanese, and her name is thus also canonically just "China." Just lame IMO.