The Narcissism Test

[Queen Michael]

13, huh. Not too bad.

 

[Quaxar]

I would do it but I already know that I would ace it because I'm awesome and humble like that.

 

[Artina89]

I scored 9, which is below average, but I don't mind really. I like to keep my head down and my nose clean, so I suppose it is a fitting score.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.



But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.

 

[Vhite]

Total: 14
Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Im better than you.

Also nice website. I took bipolar disorder test just out of curiosity and I scored scored 46 were 50 is serious disorder...

 

[Mr Fixit]

I always knew I was a narcissistic ass.

My score was 19

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 3.00


Kinda odd numbers though & that test is probably flawed because some of those questions were not opposites.

 

[Zio_IV]

I always enjoy these sorts of things, even if they aren't a terribly good barometer for what they're trying to demonstrate. Having said that, my results don't surprise me...

Total score: 12

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 3.00

 

[JoJo]

My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.



But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.

Gah, I've finally be topped, curse thee! You know, with an score like that you'd be a prime recruit for the Injustice League, consider it

 

[CellShaded]

...25..?

Yes, you can now bow down before me, as this test just proves that I am way above average.

 

[bojackx]

I got a 12, which is average and I'd say pretty accurate.

Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Apparently I'm big on authority, who knew? The questions were pretty dumb though.

 

[Yopaz]

I got 4, but it doesn't feel accurate. Take the questions about compliments. I feel awkward whenever I am complimented or sometimes I don't even know I'm being complimented, in the same way I like being complimented. One does not mean the other isn't possible.

 

[Supertegwyn]

I got 11

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 3.00

 

[Glaciatedhands]

Your Total: 2
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

What does this mean? D:

 

[Cookiegerard]

I got a 9.

Narcissistic Trait

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 3.00

 

[Calibanbutcher]

My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.



But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.

Gah, I've finally be topped, curse thee! You know, with an score like that you'd be a prime recruit for the Injustice League, consider it

A recruit?
If you are in need of a new leader just say so, but a lowly recruit, me?
Thank you very much, but I believe I shall stick with my own group for now.

 

[spartan231490]

I don't buy it. I got a 10, and I would have expected about a 16.

 

[Glaber]

23, and I don't think it's such a great and accurate test.

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 4.00

 

[clippen05]

I scored a 15 which is average according to the quiz although it doesn't seem to average on here.

 

[Susan Arendt]

I find this a bit flawed. Being able to manipulate people doesn't mean you *choose* to manipulate people, which is what the test seems to be implying. And my goodness, how many ways were they going to ask "So, do you think you're hot?"

Still, fun little exercise.

 

[spartan231490]

My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Isn't that what narcissism is? Not necessarily being better than everyone, but thinking that you're better regardless of whoever you're going against

I think his point is that you could correctly believe you are better, and still score as a narcissist.