The Never Ending Cheat Code

[Micah Weil]

Invoking the name of some hairy viking god, when suddenly...

 

[painfull2006]

His wife turns up and you gain +1 protection, then you...

 

[Incompl te]

sap the engineer's sentry while he yells...

 

[Mogule]

"I'm a baboon, I'm a baboon!" Then you..

 

[t.tocs]

perform an Irish jig while downing a Killian Irish Red, you...

 

[Incompl te]

then proceed to throw the pigeon obtained at the beginning of the code. Oh you don't have the pigeon? Well then you have to...

 

[Grimm91]

Go to New York and fight the optional pigeon lady boss then you....

 

[ThreeWords]

...complete the game. At the title screen, start a new game, and you will be presented with...

 

[Grimm91]

A giant squid with a song that you must sing then you must...

 

[NeoDeath90]

press x repeatedly to not die while standing on your eyelashes, after which you must...

 

[Grimm91]

Preform a high dive off of the empire state building into a small pool of water just to....

 

[milesrose]

Kick your arm into a dragons mouth while singing...

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I will walk 500 miles by the proclaimers, which makes the sky...

 

[Trifer420]

turn magenta, then you must

 

[Lullabye]

....quickly and quietly apply shoe shine to your rectum(to stave of the impending rash you'll get from doing this stuff), after which you.......

 

[SnowCold]

die and respawn in...

 

[King1Nathan]

a half donkey, half whale's mouth, after some deep exploration of the mouth, you find the one and only...

 

[Ramthundar]

Pickled Pinapple. You then must peel the fruit by...

 

[Incompl te]

using a peeler (were you expecting something difficult?). When peeled you proceed to...

 

[NeoAC]

White Castle, where you must consume 20 Sliders and one large Cherry Coke, then...