The Never Ending Cheat Code

[Lullabye]

....quickly and quietly apply shoe shine to your rectum(to stave of the impending rash you'll get from doing this stuff), after which you.......

 

[SnowCold]

die and respawn in...

 

[King1Nathan]

a half donkey, half whale's mouth, after some deep exploration of the mouth, you find the one and only...

 

[Ramthundar]

Pickled Pinapple. You then must peel the fruit by...

 

[Incompl te]

using a peeler (were you expecting something difficult?). When peeled you proceed to...

 

[NeoAC]

White Castle, where you must consume 20 Sliders and one large Cherry Coke, then...

 

[ThreeWords]

...be heartily sick all over...

 

[Renikor]

Malfunction, you then see a little piggy playing guitar hero, so you...

 

[ThreeWords]

...kill him (gruesomely if possible), then awesomely beat his high score by twenty times. This will unlock a ...

 

[TheDoctor455]

bonus level in which you must find creative ways to kill...

 

[ThreeWords]

yourself...

 

[TheDoctor455]

and everyone else on the planet because if you're going down you might as well take everyone else with you because...

 

[Ramthundar]

when you do, a portal will appear and a large cube-man appears, and you then have to...

 

[ThreeWords]

...push him back through again. The portal will close, then another opens. Go through this new one to find...

 

[King1Nathan]

a giant chessecake that you must eat in 10 seconds using only your little toe as a spoon. once you've eaten the whole cake you will find...

 

[ThreeWords]

...another cake imediatly replaces it. However...

 

[King1Nathan]

inside this cake you find something different.. A pickled...

 

[ThreeWords]

...stripper, who wakes up and gives you a...

 

[TheDoctor455]

slap in the face for proposing that she screw your brains out for free. To get around this, you suggest that her sister would...

 

[ThreeWords]

...be more agreeable. In order to find said sister, you must...