The Never Ending Cheat Code

[ninja chicken]

..find the misssing goblet of nonsense to rule the kingdom of...

 

[TommyGun465]

Awesomton, in wich the...

 

[ninja chicken]

Sir schmoopy of awsometon kicked Eluamous Nailo (hope i spelled it right, sheesh mike) in the ass...

 

[trainer70]

to open a portal in the lower back of a unicorn...

 

[rowan-thats-me]

that you jump into and apper in...

 

[Klagermeister]

The center of the Earth, and to survive you must...

 

[jebussaves88]

...flick your own nose up a vicars anus, who'll then...

 

[LewsTherin]

res the thread, who will then terrorize the populace. To defeat it, you must....

 

[TheIr0nMike]

which you must play with your heels while...

 

[Copter400]

Sticking yourself with a plasma two or three times, which may neccesitate...

 

[LewsTherin]

The dancing of the AWESOME EPIC UBERTASTIC DANCE, which may only be performed...

 

[Copter400]

...whilst wearing the Enchanted Cloak of the Moonlit Dark Midnight, a monster drop from...

 

[Iron Mal]

...mainland Europe, afterwards, you must run in circles screaming 'FIRE' then you will hear...

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

...eight small talking cats singing Drunken Lulabies. DO THE CHICKEN DANCE RIGHT AWAY WHILE...

 

[Cr4zy Jeff]

crouching under the utter of a drunken cow to lure Mega Ultra Chicken from its decrepit hollow. Then take Mega Ultra Chicken...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Up the crack then shove rock band...

 

[Iron Mal]

...down the throat of a disgruntled hobo, then you must lock yourself into a room when you're all alone and...

 

[Murrah]

..call dominos pizza and order a...

 

[Portkins]

..five-dollar footlong, then proceed to...

 

[TommyGun465]

feeding it to your pet pig, that you must...