The Never Ending Cheat Code

[Lusperus]

Yahtzee for the newest...

 

[terribleyetfun]

cheese sandwich he made so he then can send it to you and then you must...

 

[runedeadthA]

Shave atoms off a siberan tiger tooth until there is Exactly 4,456,835 atoms , with which you must then...

 

[blinkgun96]

climb the sherbert mountain and shove a...

 

[runedeadthA]

Gently revolving potato into a Rock-it luancher and fire it at a miniture elephant while...

 

[ThreeWords]

traveling to mount doom to destroy ...

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

...a mega-ultra chicken that you hate because....

 

[ThreeWords]

.... it stole your bagel last week. When the chicken is dead, its ghost will appear and tell you the location of last week's bagel. Find and eat, and you will receive the power to...

 

[TJM8]

shoot bagels from your palms which you use to..

 

[NeoAC]

bribe Woody Allen so he'll make you the star in his latest movie about...

 

[ThreeWords]

...bagels, also starring tom cruise, who will have a secret package for you. This contains...

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

...a music box with a dancing ballerina that is singing...

 

[SmartIdiot]

..songs about scientology to the theme of 'row, row, row your boat' and...

 

[ThreeWords]

... suddenly it explodes, showering you with ...

 

[terribleyetfun]

...bits of game discs that you must shove...

 

[ThreeWords]

franticly into your computer. Somehow, they work, and WoW starts up. Some nerd runs up to you and tells you to...

 

[prinxess]

Find his 8434932483089473487382047109999999 lost gnomes..
Once you do that...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

You realise trying to derail a thread doesn't work thanks to smart arses. After this apithany, you see a live grenade in you arse about to blow, you must...

 

[prinxess]

Poop it out..

But you dont so...

 

[ThreeWords]

...you explode! Except you don't die, due to an earlier result of the cheat making you immortal! Take a moment to wave mockingly at stupid people who try to derail funny threads, and tell them to try harder next time. Then proceed to...