The Never Ending Cheat Code

[Shapsters]

the purple elephants of cheating will tempt you, then they...

 

[Ramthundar]

you find a cheat code online telling you to do the hokey-pokey, which you do, when suddenly...

 

[Ramthundar]

you then put in the cheat code, causing your computer to start playing the national anthem of..

 

[AfroNinja117]

Iraq, which cause Barack Obama to...

 

[Micah Weil]

Do a barrel roll, then...

 

[runedeadthA]

Jump in the air and do a somersault while:

 

[Micah Weil]

Invoking the name of some hairy viking god, when suddenly...

 

[painfull2006]

His wife turns up and you gain +1 protection, then you...

 

[Incompl te]

sap the engineer's sentry while he yells...

 

[Mogule]

"I'm a baboon, I'm a baboon!" Then you..

 

[t.tocs]

perform an Irish jig while downing a Killian Irish Red, you...

 

[Incompl te]

then proceed to throw the pigeon obtained at the beginning of the code. Oh you don't have the pigeon? Well then you have to...

 

[Grimm91]

Go to New York and fight the optional pigeon lady boss then you....

 

[ThreeWords]

...complete the game. At the title screen, start a new game, and you will be presented with...

 

[Grimm91]

A giant squid with a song that you must sing then you must...

 

[NeoDeath90]

press x repeatedly to not die while standing on your eyelashes, after which you must...

 

[Grimm91]

Preform a high dive off of the empire state building into a small pool of water just to....

 

[milesrose]

Kick your arm into a dragons mouth while singing...

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I will walk 500 miles by the proclaimers, which makes the sky...

 

[Trifer420]

turn magenta, then you must