The never-ending story thread! (Creative!)

[TehIrishSoap]

I'll set the ball rolling:
Once upon a time, there was once a man called Larry, who found a mysterious device that can make cheese sandwiches at will, in a fridge...

 

[Tupance]

not just any fridge, but a special fridge he found while sneaking into the popes kitchen.

 

[Wuggy]

Larry picked up this wonderous machine. There was a button with text over it. "Press button for cheese sandwhich goodness". Larry pressed the button and sure enough there was a cheese sandwhich right in front of him. To Larry's shocking discovery, however, the sandwich appeared to be sentient!

 

[Saltyk]

Larry ate the sandwich anyway.

 

[wooty]

But was disappointed after doing so, there was no chicken in the sandwich, just margerene and vitamin pills....

 

[Deadyawn]

He decided that it would be more profitable to sell it on the black market.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

He then decided to use the money to buy himself a drink, so off to the pub he went.

 

[ThyReaper]

But little did he know, the pub was filled with Irishmen!

 

[lobster1077]

...And then Cupcakes. Oh dear pony god the cupcakes.

 

[legion431]

The pub was also filled with priests, rabbis, welshman and scottsmen.

 

[Sgt. Dante]

Then rocks fell and everybody died.

 

[Matt9102]

Except the guy who was a ninja with a taco in his hand. He dodged it all.

 

[Dethenger]

Only to find, far too late, that the taco was poisoned.

 

[Death Carr]

he then ate the taco and walked back to the pub to demand another taco.
EDIT: ninja'd -.-

 

[___________________]

Then all of a sudden he heard a monkey skreech and he spontaneously combusted.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Then all of a sudden he heard a monkey skreech and he spontaneously combusted.

Larry or the ninja?

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Only to find, far too late, that the taco was poisoned.

But he was immune to the poison due to being a ninja.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

And then a vampire came in!
He busted a cap in his neck.
It was a gangster vampire.

 

[Dethenger]

Only to find, far too late, that the taco was poisoned.

But he was immune to the poison due to being a ninja.

The attempt at his life, albeit a failed one, angered the ninja. He needed to know who would try such a thing.
Thus began his journey of revenge.

EDIT: Wow, three different posts at approx. 7:33.

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

then the whole world was destroyed by a nuke and everyone died.