The never-ending story thread! (Creative!)

[Prince Regent]

But thanfully it wasn't the world that this story is sen on. But rather another, unrelated planet.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Only to find, far too late, that the taco was poisoned.

But he was immune to the poison due to being a ninja.

The attempt at his life, albeit a failed one, angered the ninja. He needed to know who would try such a thing.
Thus began his journey of revenge.

The ninja boarded a plane to Italy, where a rival clan was located. On this plane was none other than the newly-disguised Col. Gadaffi, as mentioned earlier on the thread, who has just purchased the mystical sentient-cheese-sandwich fabrication device.

 

[Dethenger]

Only to find, far too late, that the taco was poisoned.

But he was immune to the poison due to being a ninja.

The attempt at his life, albeit a failed one, angered the ninja. He needed to know who would try such a thing.
Thus began his journey of revenge.

The ninja boarded a plane to Italy, where a rival clan was located. On this plane was none other than the newly-disguised Col. Gadaffi.

Col. Gadaffi.
His friend. His nemesis. The two fluctuated.
He had almost killed Gadaffi before; and Gadaffi him. Likewise, Gadaffi had saved the ninja's life; and the ninja his. The past, however, was the past. The ninja cared not anymore. Only one thing was certain; if there was anybody on the world who could help him with the Italians, it was Col. Gadaffi, and his mystical sentient-cheese-sandwich fabrication device.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

in their search for the mystical sentient-cheese-sandwich fabrication device they set out for TACO ISLAND

 

[Saltyk]

Because that was where Gadaffi had sent his purchased mystical-sentient-cheese-sandwich fabrication device. Taco island was home to unknown dangers and traps, most likely set up by the other ninja clan that also hated Gadaffi. Why did he send it to Taco island? He isn't very smart.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

"Gadaffi", the ninja said.

The Colonel gazed over the rim of his massive, (and admittedly rather stupid-looking) sunglasses at the ninja.

"Ninja", Gadaffi replied, his thick accent flooding around his words.

The ninja had to admit, Gadaffi looked at home in his absurd disguise as an Italian woman.

 

[J_Monsterface]

then the main character woke up and realized it had all just been a dream

then he woke up again and realized that his previous revelation had just been a dream

then his son came home from school and asked for help with his math homework

also a wizard put a mega shield over the the whole universe that kept anything bad or interesting or unusual from happening for the rest of all time, and everything was banal and mildly-pleasant forever (and the shield cant be broken by anything ever)

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Then the wizard realised that was a dream too. And that he was being eaten by a dragon. That bore a strange resemblance to Sarah Palin.

 

[ThyReaper]

Then Adam Sandler rewinds everything cause he still has the remote from Click, it was compensation for a mediocre film, damn you Adam Sandler.

We're back at ...Once upon a time, there was once a man called Larry, who found a mysterious device that can make cheese sandwiches at will, in a fridge...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Then Adam Sandler rewinds everything cause he still has the remote from Click, it was compensation for a mediocre film, damn you Adam Sandler.

We're back at ...Once upon a time, there was once a man called Larry, who found a mysterious device that can make cheese sandwiches at will, in a fridge...

Deus Ex Machina, much?
...in the pope's fridge which he then sold to Colonel Gaddafi, who sent it to a super-duper Rival Ninja clan base: TACO ISLAND!
Thus, He has to team up with a allied Ninja to get it back.
And all your work is undone