The Next-Gen In Hands-Free Technology

[Jobz]

Wow...just...wow.

I'm at a loss for words right now.

 

[TheBadass]

Okay, now we just need a game that makes pudding.

(Seriously though, I'm tempted to get this as a gag gift for one of my friends. Any one know how much it is? 'cos if it's over thirty quid, screw that, I'll get her a tricycle.)

 

[Higurashi]

Meh.. the sterile looks of it sure doesn't do it any favours. Still very expected.

Did anybody happen to notice that the maximum diameter on the men's is 2.3cm while on the women's it's 4cm?

Talk about setting each other up for disappointment.

I think disappointment was inevitable from the beginning. Can you perform at 180RPM and vibrate?

Eh, slightly. The pace, no prob. But yeah, the maximum diameter seems to be stuck on "Japanese".

 

[nova18]

This is self-correcting in a generation or two; don't worry, in the long run our species will be just fine. (Though I gotta admit this is damned weird...)

-- Steve

^ WIN!

... i can't wait to see what co-op and versus games come out for it!

LMAO, I never want to see the Versus game for this device.

Seriously though, I need a gaming PC and one of these...
Ultimate multi tasking.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

And I tough Chinese people were weird...

 

[shadow skill]

Meh they made a machine that performs the motions of various sexual positions before.

 

[Yog Sothoth]

This is self-correcting in a generation or two; don't worry, in the long run our species will be just fine. (Though I gotta admit this is damned weird...)

-- Steve

^ WIN!

... i can't wait to see what co-op and versus games come out for it!

LMAO, I never want to see the Versus game for this device.

Seriously though, I need a gaming PC and one of these...
Ultimate multi tasking.

Oh dear lord, I thought this thread was sooo dead, I had completely forgotten about it....

And while I probably really don't want to know, what sort of multi-tasking are you envisioning here....?

 

[Dogstile]

this is just wrong

 

[Olikunmissile]

What... the hell? Burn them all.

 

[Galad]

The Next-Gen In Hands-Free Technology
a solo sex machine, offering hands-free operation and complete control over the device's various functions. The SOM comes in three flavors. which is actually a scaled-down, portable version of the men's device. The naughty bits in each SOM are made from "septon," a new material which the company claims "is so safe that [it is] used in medical service," and the manufacturer is so certain of your "super-satisfaction" that they guarantee maintenance of the device absolutely free.
Ah, Japan. Is there anything you won't do?
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You had me at sex machine

Is it wrong that I totally read your username as "Shadows Wanking"?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

they guarantee maintenance of the device absolutely free.

Thankfully.

That's the Japanese for you. That thing looks like some kind of microscope at first glance. Hmmm... that must be the petit model. kekekekekekeke.

 

[iyaerP]

This is self-correcting in a generation or two; don't worry, in the long run our species will be just fine. (Though I gotta admit this is damned weird...)

-- Steve

^ WIN!

... i can't wait to see what co-op and versus games come out for it!

LMAO, I never want to see the Versus game for this device.

Seriously though, I need a gaming PC and one of these...
Ultimate multi tasking.

I prefer just to have my GF give head while I am raiding on wow. BJs increase your DPS. True story.

 

[thatstheguy]

I'm not sure whether to laugh, throw up, or vow never to jerk off again.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Wow. Just wow.

My faith in humanity? Its gone.

 

[tahrey]

Wow. The day i first saw predicted in about '97 by PC Attack (and probably repeated by others at intervals since) has finally arrived. Pluggable PC game sex peripherals. How come it took so long? And can it be used in a cybersex environment? Yknow, synchronise a mens and a ladies one... or any combo really... (I mean, they were considering it possible for those reasons with the processing, connectivity and comms tech of 13 years ago, what's stopping us now?)

 

[redisforever]

What I'd like to know is, why is there a fish looking at it on the site?

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Now they just need to make a portable version that connects to the PSP and works with all those hentai-dating sim games. xD

Oh, Japan.