The Next Xbox will be called...

[The_Lost_King]

They sort of wrote them into a corner with that name. What are they gonna call their next console? Xbox infinite plus one?

It could be the Xbox Infinity and Beyond.

I really don't care what it is called.

 

[Kinitawowi]

I'm hoping for Dave, because it fits. "I'm playing with Dave, he has great graphics!"

As someone called Dave, I can tell you that I get more than enough shit from the TV station and this would only be worse.

This is also why I hate that damn Mrs Robinson song.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm hoping for Dave, because it fits. "I'm playing with Dave, he has great graphics!"

As someone called Dave, I can tell you that I get more than enough shit from the TV station and this would only be worse.

This is also why I hate that damn Mrs Robinson song.

What are going to do about it?

 

[Headsprouter]

Euuuggghhh.

Euuuuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhh.

I hope this is some sort of mixup. I'm gonna wait for an official announcement, because that name's bloody awful.

captcha: ball of confusion

Indeed, indeed.

 

[piinyouri]

I'm going to guess it's because it runs windows 8, and an infinity sign looks like an 8 on its side.

Yup, that's what I heard as well.
We'll have to see I guess.

 

[Strelok]

So probably XBox Binary.

This is hilarious, Xbox Binary its either "1" on, or "0" Red Ring of Death, makes sense given their track record.

OT: I think this was already debunked by a redditor that made up the logo as a joke and it was picked up by incompetent media.

Spoiler

http://en.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1e2s0u/discovered_that_everyone_thinks_a_fake_xbox/

 

[Nowhere Man]

Faaake. Pics or it didn't happen.

captcha: "kiss me" ooh baby

 

[Lovely Mixture]

They sort of wrote them into a corner with that name. What are they gonna call their next console? Xbox infinite plus one?

Fucking beat me to it.

The only thing they can do for their next console is call it "Glorious Master Race Machine (PC)"

 

[II2]

Not sold on the validity of the graphic yet. May be proved wrong, if so, my skepticism has served me poorly.

I had this same thought with Bioshock: Infinite regarding sequel names. Bioshock: Infinite 2? Extra-Infinite? Bioshock 4: Finite?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I just want some official news on it so people can stop calling it the "Xbox 720." I guarentee that name was never even considered by marketing.

...Actually after considering windows 8's aesthetic design choices, I retract that statement. I am thoroughly surprised they didn't make the stupidest decision possible.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Gah!
And I really wanted it to be Durango.
For no other reason than it would be funny.

 

[compaqdeskpro]

XBox Infinity is a short step towards Xfinity.

 

[Product Placement]

You know guys, there's only 10 more days until Microsoft is gonna do that big revealment show of theirs.

Now, bare with me, for this may sound crazy, but how about we just wait it out and see what they're actually gonna call it? Same thing regarding that always online rumor? God knows we've had enough bloody threads about it.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I think they should call it the Xbox 1080

 

[Requia]

how about the seXbox?

Already taken and copyrighted. It's my bed.

You lose trademarks if no business is done for three years, so I think its safe to use -_^

 

[cojo965]

They sort of wrote them into a corner with that name. What are they gonna call their next console? Xbox infinite plus one?

Xbox Beyond? Xbox Eternity? Xbox II - The Xboxing?

The Ex-box infinity? Xbox WithoutLimit? Schrödinger's Xbox? BiggerThanTheLastBox?

Xbox 404: Xbox Not Found?

 

[Asuka Soryu]

They sort of wrote them into a corner with that name. What are they gonna call their next console? Xbox infinite plus one?

Well they got 10 years to figure it out .

OT: does it really matter what it's called ? Look atthe wii . It's the absolute worst console name ever , and yet it sold so much .

Yes, and look at the Wii U, some people just think it's an add on and not an entirely different console.

 

[Nomanslander]

Just stop trying to be cute and go with with numbers. It'll be the third system just call it Xbox 3, take it from Nintendo and don't go for fancy stupid names. That or at least the 720 thing because the system is already stuck with the dumb circles.

 

[Fijiman]

Vaguely wanky, but it could have been a lot worse.

Personally I was hoping for "Xbox 5513".

Honestly, I was hoping for xXxXB0XxXx. But hey, at least we can be disappointed together.

Guys, come on. We all know that if they're going to call it anything it's going to be the Xbox 1337. There is just no other option.

OT: Until the official reveal on the 21[sup]st[/sup], all news about the name, specs and functions of the next Xbox are nothing more than bullshit rumors as far as I'm concerned.

 

[King Kazma]

Yep big fakey fake. Redditer made this in photoshop and it seems gaming "Journalists" have spun the image believing it to be something of a truth. One at least said it was a fake I've seen.
Least The Escapists hasn't picked this up and started, or, you know, looks for credible sources or whatnot. Also, probably redditers some of them so, yeh.